Inconsiderate assholes

Dear assholes sitting across the street in the Jack-in-the-Box parking lot (or wherever the hell you are) playing the really loud music with the bass turned all the way up and revving your car engines with the glasspack mufflers or whatever shit it is that you have installed at nearly midnight,

SHUT IT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICKS!

Sincerely,

Me.

*ahem*

Also.

Having to go in to work on a Saturday (i.e. tomorrow) = lose.

Having to go in to work on a Saturday for overtime pay = win.