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"We Rank Pop-Tarts! (Then Have Serious Regrets)"


If you or anyone you know has been affected by Pop-Tart madness, know that you're not alone.

Scott, Nick, and Jesse find out the hard way how many cursed pastry rectangles it takes to break the human spirit.


Hey, cool, Scott's here for this one.

So about... ...I want to say... a year ago, maybe two, I had a week or three where I wanted to eat some Pop Tarts generic, Food Lion store brand, toaster pastries. That period passed. I was done. I don't need them anymore. I don't foresee ever needing them again. It's nowhere near the level of Chicken McNuggets on the "never want to eat this ever again" scale, mind you, but it's up there.

Anyway, looking forward to that protein bar episode that they teased/promised in this one.