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kane_magus) wrote2025-04-11 10:45 pm
kane_magus) wrote2025-04-11 10:45 pm
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"'If it's the only place to play Mario, you buy it': Dumbass reacts to $80 Nintendo games"
Actual headline (because I did a bit of selective editing up there to get it to fit): "'If it's the only place to play Mario, you buy it': Former PlayStation boss reacts to $80 Nintendo games"
Um, no. No, I fucking don't, you dipshit. I don't play Mario (or Zelda or Metroid or any other Nintendo game) at all with such an absurd price. I haven't even bought a Switch 1 and games at a $60 price point yet, so do you really think I'm going to buy a Switch 2 and games at a $80 price point? Here is my dickhole. Suck from it.
Granted, obviously, I'm only talking about myself here. I'm sure most cOnSuMeRs still have their lips surgically attached to the sewer pipe, though, just as they have for the past couple of decades now, and will gladly, or at least curmudgeonly, suck this shit down just fine.
Um, no. No, I fucking don't, you dipshit. I don't play Mario (or Zelda or Metroid or any other Nintendo game) at all with such an absurd price. I haven't even bought a Switch 1 and games at a $60 price point yet, so do you really think I'm going to buy a Switch 2 and games at a $80 price point? Here is my dickhole. Suck from it.
Granted, obviously, I'm only talking about myself here. I'm sure most cOnSuMeRs still have their lips surgically attached to the sewer pipe, though, just as they have for the past couple of decades now, and will gladly, or at least curmudgeonly, suck this shit down just fine.