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kane_magus) wrote2019-08-12 02:23 pm
kane_magus) wrote2019-08-12 02:23 pm
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"Fake News Trump Haters EXPOSED"
For whatever reason, my sister brought home a Field & Steam magazine the other day from wherever and left it in the bathroom, as she occasionally does. It was something to read while (appropriately enough) taking dumps, I guess, though the multiple pages worth of articles and opinion pieces in this particular issue about rifle scopes and range finders and how rifles in general have become so accurate these days that's it nothing much to kill a deer from like half a mile away or whatever... well, it just could not have been more tiresome and boring to me. I don't care much for religious propaganda, after all. ¬_¬ (The Scientific American and Smithsonian magazines that she similarly sometimes leaves in there are always far more interesting.)
However, the thing that legitimately pissed me right the hell off was when I came upon this full page advertisement[1] (of which I took a picture with my shitty phone-camera [and it doesn't deserve any better than that]):
This is one of the most ludicrously asinine things that I have seen in a very long time, this side of Donald Jackass Trump himself, of course. My already dim opinion of Field & Stream has now spiraled down the toilet and is on its way to the septic tank because of this. This is the kind of dumbshit that they apparently think Field & Stream readers are into, and given the typical content and typical audience (which does not include me) of Field & Stream magazine, they're probably correct in that assessment, sadly.
Anyway, I know jack shit about whoever this Tim Graham asshole is, but I've already said a bit about this L. Brent Bozo assclown, way back before the specter of President *hurk*puke-in-my-mouth-a-little* Trump became a thing, but I have to say, now, that if Mr. Bozo is actively shilling this literary equivalent to snake oil in order to futilely try to defend the indefensible Donald Jizzstain Trump, then he's even worse a hack than I thought he was back then. And the fact that he's got big, fat idiot Rush Limbaugh, among other such morons, plugging this book for him should tell you all you need to know about it and about him, if the ad copy itself doesn't do it.
It's not that this fucktard wrote a shitstupid book that necessarily bothers me. I mean, it does bother me, but fucktards on all sides of the political spectrum write shitstupid books all the time. What particularly bothers me is that this specific shitstupid book by this specific fucktard is getting advertised in a relatively mainstream, "big" name magazine like Field & Stream (for The South™ anyway, as I don't know how big or mainstream it is anywhere else).
[1] - I'm fairly sure that this link will work even if you don't have a Google account. I tried testing it by logging out and then viewing the link. The first link I tried prompted me to login when I tried to view it, but this one worked without needing me to log back in. I mean, if you really want to be able to zoom in and read all the shitty text in this shitty advertisement for a shitty piece of shit book, for some reason, and I wouldn't blame you at all if you opted not to do so. I blacked out the URL and phone number for the "free" book, anyway, just to be safe. This stupid fuckery isn't worth getting for free even to rip up and use as toilet paper, let alone paying $25 for it. And it sure as shit isn't worth poisoning your brain by actually attempting to read it, at any price, free or otherwise. Jesus Hawkman Christ.
However, the thing that legitimately pissed me right the hell off was when I came upon this full page advertisement[1] (of which I took a picture with my shitty phone-camera [and it doesn't deserve any better than that]):
This is one of the most ludicrously asinine things that I have seen in a very long time, this side of Donald Jackass Trump himself, of course. My already dim opinion of Field & Stream has now spiraled down the toilet and is on its way to the septic tank because of this. This is the kind of dumbshit that they apparently think Field & Stream readers are into, and given the typical content and typical audience (which does not include me) of Field & Stream magazine, they're probably correct in that assessment, sadly.
Anyway, I know jack shit about whoever this Tim Graham asshole is, but I've already said a bit about this L. Brent Bozo assclown, way back before the specter of President *hurk*puke-in-my-mouth-a-little* Trump became a thing, but I have to say, now, that if Mr. Bozo is actively shilling this literary equivalent to snake oil in order to futilely try to defend the indefensible Donald Jizzstain Trump, then he's even worse a hack than I thought he was back then. And the fact that he's got big, fat idiot Rush Limbaugh, among other such morons, plugging this book for him should tell you all you need to know about it and about him, if the ad copy itself doesn't do it.
It's not that this fucktard wrote a shitstupid book that necessarily bothers me. I mean, it does bother me, but fucktards on all sides of the political spectrum write shitstupid books all the time. What particularly bothers me is that this specific shitstupid book by this specific fucktard is getting advertised in a relatively mainstream, "big" name magazine like Field & Stream (for The South™ anyway, as I don't know how big or mainstream it is anywhere else).
[1] - I'm fairly sure that this link will work even if you don't have a Google account. I tried testing it by logging out and then viewing the link. The first link I tried prompted me to login when I tried to view it, but this one worked without needing me to log back in. I mean, if you really want to be able to zoom in and read all the shitty text in this shitty advertisement for a shitty piece of shit book, for some reason, and I wouldn't blame you at all if you opted not to do so. I blacked out the URL and phone number for the "free" book, anyway, just to be safe. This stupid fuckery isn't worth getting for free even to rip up and use as toilet paper, let alone paying $25 for it. And it sure as shit isn't worth poisoning your brain by actually attempting to read it, at any price, free or otherwise. Jesus Hawkman Christ.
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If they're offering a "free" book though, that'd be a pretty fun way to hit the jackass making the book in the only heart he has - his pocket book.
Assuming it's 100% free and a physical book that they'd pay the shipping for. Have 50 million democrats all order the free book and burn it. Letting him take the total cost to produce and ship the book all across the country!
Wouldn't recommend doing that however if it's just a shitty e-book download that doesn't cost him a dime, or if he stiffs you with the shipping fee. ;)
At the very least it'd probably prevent the jerkoff from trying to give away political poison in the future. XD
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For shits and giggles, I visited the Amazon page for the book (which I will not be linking to here), and it currently has 57 reviews, all but maybe five or so of which are five-star glowing (like a barrel full of nuclear waste) reviews, almost assuredly written by drones paid to write them or else by friends and family of Bozo himself (or both of those things simultaneously). The other reviews are one-star reviews saying pretty what I would say if I cared enough to give the book a review (and if it didn't go against my policy of not reviewing things I haven't actually read myself, though I don't need to read this to know that it is complete bunk). And even on Amazon, the fucking piece of dogshit still costs like $16-$18, even for the goddamned Kindle e-book version.