Castle Magus

Sony: We're going to stop making physical discs for games. Everything will be digital only.

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Also Sony: We're going to close down the PS3 and Vita digital stores. You won't be able to buy stuff on those anymore. Look forward to the same thing happening for the PS4 and PS5 in the coming years, too, as well as any other console we may make in the future. Everything will be ephemeral only.

Also Sony, part 2: We're going to actively remove movies not just from purchase on our digital store but also from the libraries of customers who already purchased them. Just a reminder that anything you buy digitally from us, be it movies or games or whatever, we can arbitrarily make those things vanish at our whim, even after you've bought them, and there's fuck all you can do to stop it from happening. Purchasing is not owning. Deal with it.

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In other news: Kane Magus has finally stopped dithering and has made the firm decision to never buy another Sony product. (Kind of like how I made the decision over a decade ago to never again buy another XBone related console from Microsoft.)

Sony is shitting the bed so hard right now that not only is it spewing over the edges of the bed like Niagara Falls, it's soaking down through the floor, into the ground, and contaminating the water supply.

I had edited this post to indicate what a "terrible turdfuck clustershits of a day" yesterday was, but I'm giving today its own post for the same reason.

(Vague-posty) Yesterday involved medical issues (not mine) that ended up with a trip to the ER between around 7:15pm and 1:00am this morning. Today involves a fall (not me) onto a gravel driveway and a hopefully not too seriously busted open forehead (again, not mine) that is resulting in a trip to urgent care. This time, I am not the one acting as transport to urgent care, but I was present and saw it when it happened. And there was some other stuff that occurred earlier in the day today as well, but that was asinine dumbshit as a result of human incompetence which was "merely" infuriating, rather than actual "oh shit!" health-critical issues. In any case, as a result of all of this, yesterday and today have been and are continuing to be ridiculously horrible so far, and I am kind of just extremely pissed off at the universe at large, at least for the time being, simply because shit like this is even able to occur at all in the first place. (/Vague-posty)

(EDIT) Nope, Walmart once again utterly ignored my selection of "shipping" and sent out some goober ass-driver to "deliver from store" part of my order (which is currently still in progress, so I'm now waiting to see if they deliver it to my actual house or to the next door neighbors' house again, like they did last time). No clue when the rest will it will get here. (/EDIT)

(EDIT 2) Okay, the first delivery was brought to the right house, but only after I used the "chat with driver" option in the mobile app (which is apparently not available via the actual Walmart website) to give step-by-step instructions on how to get here, after the map showed them "arriving" at the wrong damn house again. Through, granted, that could have just been a glitch with the Walmart driver tracking map, since that map is rather shitty.

Not that it matters, really, but this one single delivery was listed as two separate deliveries in the purchase history, even though it was all delivered by a single driver. No clue what sort of glitch in the system happened there.

Oh, and with this delivery, my stuff wasn't even in a box or any other kind of proper packaging. Just translucent gray plastic Walmart fucking shopping/grocery bags. Didn't matter so much, since I was here to immediately go out and get my stuff (once the driver had left, of course), but that's not cool at all, Walmart.

Also, one of the things I ordered was a two-pack of Spring Valley Omega-3 supplements. One bottle of that was delivered by this driver. The second bottle is apparently going to be part of the second delivery "by 10pm" or whenever. That's not a fucking two-pack. That is two separate singular bottles, which were/will be brought here in two separate deliveries. What in the actual, legitimate fuck, Walmart.

I just wanted my shit to be shipped here, in a single cohesive shipment, by a proper shipping company, using proper packaging, and not split into multiple "deliveries from store" made by random-ass "gig" drivers and delivered in fucking grocery bags. Is that so wrong a thing to want? (/EDIT 2)

When I order from Walmart, I do my damn level best to always pick the "Shipping" option, because I don't want random ass-goober delivery drivers bringing my stuff from a local store. But invariably, invariably, at least one of the things I want to order will be "Out of stock" on the shipping option, and then when I get to checkout, they fucking want me to "pick a delivery time" and add an additional $10-$20 to my order. So then, I have to play fucking musical chairs to find an alternative to the thing I wanted that is "in stock" for the shipping option. This time, at least, I was able to find an alternative, even though it was a subpar choice (being a name brand version of the generic Walmart Equate version that I'd wanted to get, and as such cost about half again as much for half the quantity [which was still cheaper than the $10-$20 Walmart was demanding for the delivery dumbfuckery, though]).

I wish Walmart would just get rid of the fucking delivery shit altogether, because I avoid it like the plague unless there is absolutely no other option. And I'm almost to the point of just being done with Walmart altogether over this fucking idiocy.

Anyway, it remains to be seen if my order will actually be shipped, or if some dipshit in a car will pull up and drop it off, same as usual, despite me having selected "shipping" (and assuming they even manage to get the correct house this time).

Yeah, I know, I've ranted about this dogshit before, but... well... I'm ranting about it again, now.

A rant on John Scalzi's blog about supposedly "legitimate" businesses who are using genAI for business communications. And also about the myriad scammers/fraudsters out there using genAI for scams/fraud.

Just for shits and giggles (and because people in the comments under the article were also doing it [EDIT] at least until Mr. Scalzi asked them to stop [/EDIT]), I just put into Google a prompt (yes, not a search, but a straight up prompt) of "Give me a good, angry rant about why it's bad to ask genAI to write for you."

Here's what I got back, complete with unasked for suggestions at the bottom. (Edited for formatting, because apparently you can't copy/paste from Google's AI bullshit without it ruining that, since the "paste" part just puked a giant block of unformatted text into my DW post edit window here. Anyway, any bolding and italics here is from the AI, not me, at least after I reinserted the html for it):

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As a bonus, "AI Mode" gave something slightly different, so here's that, too, for explosive diarrheas and guffaws (again, edited for formatting, and also including the unsolicited suggestions at the bottom):

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So, yeah, that's what Google's own search results AI Overview thing and the AI Mode thing """""think""""" about allowing a genAI to write for you. I wonder which sources it stole all that from, because it didn't site anything at all, in either case.

"A social media manager with a background in radio comedy has made the Greensboro Police Department's social media wildly popular. But a pattern of offensive posts may threaten the department's reputation at a critical time."

Wow, being someone who tends to avoid most "social media" like the bubonic plague these days, I had no idea that the social media presence of the Greensboro Police Department has been so incredibly shitty for so long. (I mean, I didn't know the Greensboro Police Department had a social media presence at all until now, for that matter. *shrug*)

Where'd they find this stupid DeSota asshat? 4chan? The article compares the shitbag to Howard Stern, but Howard Stern (at least as far as I'm aware) was never the social media """""manager""""" for a police department, of all things. As someone in the article was quoted: "Sir, this is not a Wendy's." This isn't cheeky fast food restaurant accounts trading meme-y insults on 卐️-formerly-Twitter or whatever, this is the public-facing social media for a fucking police department. ಠ_ಠ

Utterly despise it. I made an order with eight items in it yesterday, and today they sent a driver all the way out here to where I live in the relative boonies[1] just to deliver one of those eight items. The rest of the order indicates that it "arrives today by 10pm." I'm (half-)facetiously expecting each item to be its own separate delivery now. I would have picked the "save gas/fewer deliveries" option or whatever it is, had that been presented to me, but it was all showing as one single delivery, so I didn't even get that to select. And yet, here we are, with someone coming all the way here just to put 1/8th of my order on our porch.

As far as I'm concerned, they really can/should wait until the entire order is ready before dispatching a delivery driver, and especially not just deliver a single thing (unless it's the last thing left to be delivered that might have been somehow missing from a prior delivery, which was not the case here).

They used to allow a "shipping" option, in addition to the "pickup" and "delivery" options, in which case, things would just be sent by FedEx or UPS or whatever, and it would usually be delivered in one or two packages tops. However, I did not see the "shipping" option when I made my most recent order at all, which was annoying because I'd have picked it had it been there.

(EDIT - 4:15pm)

Just received a text saying that the remaining seven items I ordered are estimated to be delivered by "5:06pm" today. Also, the delivery driver, according to the fancy-pants active-time map associated with my order on the Walmart website, apparently is "3 stops away." However they are also approaching from a southwesterly direction, which is extremely odd considering that "my" Walmart is northeast from here. Like, seriously, the delivery driver is currently about twice as far away from here to the southwest than "my" Walmart is from here to the northeast. So, possibly, they're delivering from a Walmart that is even farther away than the one I had selected as "my" Walmart, or else they delivered first to people who live even farther away from "my" Walmart than I do. (There are definitely other Walmart stores closer to where that delivery driver is at the moment than "my" Walmart is, though... but not closer to here). Go figure.

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(EDIT 2 - 5:25pm)

And then, on top of all that, the stupid motherfucker delivered it to the wrong goddamn house, and I had to walk over to the next door neighbors' house and get my shit before one of their several dogs tore it up or pissed on it or whatever. At least the first driver managed to deliver to the correct house.

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[1] - The closest Walmart to where I live, i.e. the one I have selected as "my" store, is around 12 (driving) miles away.

"To continue, turn off your VPN/Proxy. This will allow YouTube to locate the best content."

How about you fuck off forever, Google? How about that?

Wonder if the money asshole(s) in charge of ZA/UM will find a way to steal the IP for this one from the original creators, too, the way they did with Disco Elysium.

Or is this a more "traditional" modern video game[1] industry situation where the IP is already directly owned by the company (i.e. the money asshole[s]) from the outset, and the people who actually do the work of creating it can just get fucked if they don't like that (especially if the "company" decides to make any shitty, stupid changes to the thing along the way)?

[1] - See also: general software, entertainment, or really just any other business/industry where anything and everything that is invented/created on "company time" and/or using "company assets/equipment" just automatically belongs wholly to the "company" rather than the person/people who actually made the thing or came up with the idea.

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"ZA/UM's New RPG Is Similar To Disco Elysium Because 'We're Still the Same People'"

Uh, no, you literally, demonstrably are not the same people. The original creators of Disco Elysium (and by that I mean the ones who actually came up with the idea of it all, from the original Püha ja õudne lõhn novel and other such things, not whatever rando grunts who happened to be working in the trenches while the game itself was being made) were dubiously fired in the process of ZA/UM stealing their IP. (Even the very term "ZA/UM" itself, for which the company was named, was part of that IP that was stolen. And given what "ZA/UM" is, in the original Sacred and Terrible Air book, it's actually ironically appropriate that the company was named that.) The current Ship of Theseus version of ZA/UM is just trying to ride the coattails of the success of their predecessors, with something that looks superficially identical, but which actually has nothing whatsoever to do with it.

I will give current, counterfeit ZA/UM at least this much credit, though: even they knew they wouldn't be able to pull off another game explicitly set in the Elysium world (given the people who actually created and knew that world are no longer at ZA/UM, even if ZA/UM still technically owns the IP), which is why this new shit is "Cold War" whatever the fuck I don't actually care. It's why all the actual direct follow-ups to Disco Elysium that were (ostensibly) in the works were unceremoniously canceled between then and now.

This shit is going to be so ass.

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...how did this webcomic go from being one of my favorites to becoming a massive festering shitpile over the past half-year or so? Like, almost everything from the moment Joyce and Dorothy chose to actively and very publicly cheat on their then-current boyfriends (at a genocide protest[1] that neither of them personally cared about, in the midst of a police crackdown, during which pink tear gas clouds were framed by the cartoonist as if they were romantic sakura petals, no less [yes, really]) up to now has just been complete dogwater.

Well, pretty much everything directly involving Joyce and/or Dorothy since then has been rancid poo, anyway. Any scenes not featuring Joyce and/or Dorothy (and which also didn't involve other characters asking "Where's Poochie?"talking about Joyce and/or Dorothy) have been (mostly) fine.

I say "(mostly)" because aside from that, everything to do with the genocide protest itself and pretty much any of the scenes involving follow-ups to the events of the genocide protest (whether Joyce and/or Dorothy were in those scenes or not) haven't been especially super-great, either. Such as the police raid on the dorm most of the female main characters live in, ostensibly to look for Amazi-Girl, who was last seen kneeing cops in the face during the crackdown on the protest and helping people (including Joyce and Dorothy) escape from said crackdown and which is presumably what led to the body Amazi-Girl shares with Amber (it's complicated) getting beaten to shit later that same (in-comic) day. (The raid on the girl's dorm ended on a "comedic" wet fart with basically nothing of any real consequence resulting from it, for what it's worth [aside from the Amazi-Girl suit being "safely" sequestered elsewhere, I guess].) Or like how two of the teachers at the genocide protest who ended up in jail for at least a couple days[2] had to be/could only be bailed out by former students (one of whom was, yes, Dorothy), apparently.

It really sucks, because I've been following David Willis comics since the Roomies!/It's Walky![3] and Shortpacked! days. And, really, at least prior to last June/July or so, Dumbing of Age itself was good, too. Hell, I remember chatting about the crossover between It's Walky! and Fans! back in the old OtakuWars! chatroom on IRC... that's how long I've been following this stuff. Now, though, I'm close to just deleting my Dumbing of Age bookmark and washing my hands of the shit altogether.

[1] - A very thinly veiled "ripped from the headlines" version of an actual genocide protest at Indiana University, by the way.

[2] - In comic time, that is. Real life time was, again, more like half a year or so.

[3] - Never read any of the Joyce and Walky! stuff, though, because most of it was locked behind a paywall at the time, years ago, and I haven't given enough of a shit to look back into it again since then. Apparently it's not behind a paywall anymore? Hell if I know.

Woolie: "...there's a national Olympic committee for e-sports stuff..."

*weary sigh + facepalm + smdh*

Playing a fucking video game != playing a sport. (Fak)e-sports are not a thing that the fucking Olympics (or SEA Games or whatever) should be touching with a 10-foot pole. I have no problem with people playing in video game tournaments and other people watching those people playing in video game tournaments, but the ones participating in the tournaments are not doing sports, and the ones watching the tournaments are not watching sports. Outside of literal "sports" video games like Madden or FIFA or whatever (which still aren't actual sports), the word "sports" should not be associated with video games. I will die on that semantic hill.

I don't give the slightest shit about the actual specific topic here (though I agree with Woolie and Pat that it's a scam, not a "hustle"), because I honestly consider the entire concept of (fak)e-sports as a whole to be utter bullshit, but especially when the (fak)e-sport in question in this particular case was just some shittier mobile knockoff of already shitty League of Legends. Also, in what actual sport would you ever see a woman building an entire career on being an athlete when it was really her boyfriend out there actually playing the sport in her place and this shit went on for months before anyone ever caught on?