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For once, he's not wrong. Stopped clock, and all that.

That said, if this is what begins Elon Musk's descent into obscurity, that would be a silver lining. Just wish he could drag his (former?) co-President down with him, though.

Or, conversely, if this is what finally begins to remove the sheen from Trump himself, especially in the eyes of Congressional Republicans, all the better. It's pretty unlikely that they would start backing Phony Stark over Dumbshit Jackass, though.

Either way, I'll just be glad when I can stop hearing about the goddamned "big, beautiful bill." It's certainly big, I'll give it that, but there is absolutely nothing beautiful about it. If Sissy SpaceX shitting on it is what ends up killing it, then great. Incredibly tepid hurrah for Musk, I guess, if it actually dies as a result of this.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with both Elon Musk and Donald Trump (and with everyone who voted yes on this dumbfuck bill), as usual.
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Like the previous one, but shorter.

Donald Trump (and everything and everyone directly involved with and connected to and one step removed from Donald Trump, either visibly or behind the scenes) is like the aliens from the movie Independence Day.

MAGA is like those people throwing rooftop parties welcoming them.

The rest of us are like the ones trying to evacuate the cities. Some of us just can't help but stop and stare in horror.

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"Hi. Katy, Cody, and Jonathan are joined by Leah Litman, author of the new book 'Lawless: How the Supreme Court Runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad Vibes.' They discuss how the Supreme Court is making it up as they go and allowing Donald Trump to do pretty much whatever he wants while they maintain a facade of legitimacy."



Before even starting to watch the video: a big part of why that is the case is because three of the six RWNJ justices were explicitly appointed by Trump, during his first reign as SCROTUS IMPOTUS, and (at least) one of the other three pre-existing RWNJ justices was a flagrantly corrupt pile of shit even before Trump came along and is an even bigger corrupt pile of shit now. And, of course, the three non-RWNJ justices are basically irrelevant now, since the RWNJ justices outnumber them (by design), thus making the RWNJ word of the RWNJ majority, literally, the law of the land now (also by design).

Now to actually watch the video.

Okay, right off the bat, why would anyone with even a single working brain cell believe that the Supreme Court are "the heroes who are going to save us from Trump," when they (aside from an extremely rare few noted exceptions) have been doing literally the exact polar opposite of that since even before Trump became the SCROTUS IMPOTUS a second time? Hell, their direct actions and rulings are at least part of why Trump even is the SCROTUS IMPOTUS again.

Yeah, Republicans, hypocritically, have been expressly doing for the past several decades the very thing they've been whinging that Democrats have been trying to do, i.e. politicizing the court system and stacking the courts (not just the SCOTUS) with judges favorable to their RWNJ positions. And Democrats have mostly just been sitting there with their thumbs up their asses, harrumphing about the sanctity of the courts or whatever, and doing little to nothing to stop them.

Also, yeah, the fact that Supreme Court justices are just openly taking a shit ton of bribes now doesn't help, either, and the fact that so very few people seem to care about this is just mind boggling. (But then, look at Trump. He just accepted a bare-ass, glaring bribe in the form of a jet from Qatar, he isn't even trying to make it not look like a bare-ass, glaring bribe, and Trumpanzees seem to be perfectly fine with that, so why should they care about Clarence Thomas or whoever accepting similar, only ever so slightly less bare-ass, glaring bribes? I mean, sure, anyone who isn't a Trump-fart-huffing sycophant is calling it out for what it is, but who cares what we think, anymore?)

Katy makes a good point. Taunting the 700-pound gorilla in the White House and calling him a chicken or a taco or whatever is more likely going to cause the 700-pound gorilla to start smashing things with his giant 700-pound gorilla fists, rather than acting in anything remotely resembling a reasonable human manner.

Oh, they're talking directly about Trump's own acceptance of blatant bribes now. Yeah, well, what I said two paragraphs up remains the same.

I am pessimistic enough to believe that we will never see a moment where die hard Trumpanzees see something that Trump did and say "He did what?! No! He's gone too far this time!" or whatever. They'll simply perform whatever mental gymnastics, same as they always do, that are required to allow them to say that whatever Trump does is always good, actually, and it's all the Democrats' fault, somehow, even up to and including a hypothetical scenario where Trump literally knocks on their door and tells them that their homes are going to be bombed on his orders with them locked inside. I'm only being maybe 51% facetious there.

(Oh, and Dreamwidth seems to be having issues at the moment, because nine times out of ten that I hit the "Preview" button on this post, it just goes to a white page with "Sorry, there was a problem" at the top of it. Hope this post doesn't get eaten when I actually try to post it.)
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"He bristles at the acronym TACO, which stands for 'Trump always chickens out.'"

Poor widdle manbaby.

That photo of him at the top of the article depicts how everyone else feels about still being the SCROTUS IMPOTUS (at least those of us who aren't among his lickspittles, and maybe even them, at this point).

Anyway, to hell forever with Donald Trump, as usual.
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"Hi. You may have noticed a new crop of influencers like The Nelk Boys and Bryce Hall taking over online spaces. Today we’re looking at who these people are and how MAGA influencers garnered so much... well, influence."



"The extremely partisan and vindictive crime president, looking to wet his thick beak as sloppily as possible, is now lording over every social media platform, which now happens to be one of the primary ways in which Americans get their information, the youth of which specifically following individual influencers, who may or may not be getting paid by political operatives working directly for that president to put out misinformation."

(My only minor quibble with that italicized quote from Cody Johnston there is that he used the world "misinformation" when he clearly should have used "disinformation.")

This is just dystopian shit. All of it.

It's frustrating and sad and horrible and disgusting that MAGA has been around long enough for there to be a "next generation" of anything related to it.

Also, I'd just like to state, yet again, that I loathe the entire concept of "influencers" in general. The only consolation for me is that I'd never heard of any of those "next generation" MAGA assholes, prior to this video. But then, there were a whole lot of mentions in this video of the current/old generation of MAGA assholes, too.
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"Hi. In Today's episode of Even More News, Katy, Cody, and Jonathan discuss Joe Biden's cancer revelation. They also discuss Trump's big boy birthday Army parade, FEMA's failures during Disaster season, and MAGA turning on Kash Patel and Dan Bongino."



Joe Biden was a bad president, for myriad reasons.

Joe Biden was also a better president, by many orders of magnitude, than Donald Trump is, ever was, and ever will be.

Both of those statements can be (and are) true. (And really, the second one admittedly isn't saying all that much, because, as I've pointed out a bunch of times, a literal wet sack of dogshit would be a better president than Donald Trump. Joe Biden was better than a literal wet sack of dogshit, at least.)

And yes, dementia and cancer both suck egregious amounts of desiccated, encrusted asshole. Only one of the two mentioned above are human beings upon whom I would wish both cancer and dementia, and it's not the human being who was already recently diagnosed with at least one of those.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump, as usual. And may he possibly suffer the worst of cancer and dementia in this world before arriving there. Said conditions can afflict even the best of people. Why should Donald Trump, who is the worst of people, be spared?
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"John Oliver discusses how Donald Trump is attempting to reshape coverage of him in the press, how he's using his power to threaten media outlets he doesn't agree with, why this signals a slide toward authoritarianism for the U.S., and whether or not you guys can also see this twink we're pretty sure is a ghost. Seriously. We are so scared."[1]



All anyone needs to know about Trump and the press is this: If Trump likes a given news source, then that news source is probably utter dogshit and should be ignored entirely. If Trump hates a given news source, then that is probably one of the news sources to which you actually should be paying attention.

It really is that simple.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump, as usual.

[1] - I really don't understand how they decide which "joke" to feature in the video description. John Oliver went on for like a full minute and a half about Doctor Odyssey (a show I'd never heard of prior to this video), with more mentions of it later in the video. The "twink ghost" thing was merely a short 15-20 second one-and-done "joke" roughly a third into it. That also has been the case for most of the previous LWT video descriptions, i.e. they pick some one-off "joke" to feature, when there were other "jokes" that were much longer and (arguably) "funnier." This may sound weird, but I really don't watch these Last Week Tonight clips (or episodes of Some More News, for that matter) for the almost entirely unfunny, tryhard "comedy" bits.
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"Hi. Zeteo's Mehdi Hasan joins Katy, Cody, and Jonathan to discuss interviewing Republicans, Zeteo's new documentary about the murder of Shireen Abu Akleh, Afrikaner 'refugees,' Ms. Rachel, and Trump's corruption tour of the Middle East."



Trump is literally "palling around with terrorists" now. When did we all get dimension-shifted to Bizarro World? And that's just one of several horrors they talked about in this episode. Go figure.

Everyone who is not a Trump anus-sniffer is just so done with all this shit already, and yet, we still have another 3.67 years to go (at best, assuming Trump's handlers don't figure out a way from him to get yet another term).
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Seems that Dumbshit Trump is not a fan of thinly veiled potential calls for assassination if they're aimed at him, rather than when he himself is making the same toward his political opponents. How hypocritical of him.

Also, whenever James Comey is mentioned in the news, I feel obligated to refer back to the True Pundit Hoax.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump, as usual. Or in other terms: 8647. ¬_¬
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"Hi. Today we're looking at the Department of Government Efficiency and how Elon Musk and his goons spent the last several months dismantling our government and propping their actions up with embarrassing lies."



I'll answer the question posed in the video title before I even watch the video. The reason why the Department of Obnoxious Memelords is lying about everything is because Elon Musk and Donald Trump, the latter being a known pathological liar and the former being a sniveling sycophant... and also a huge fucking liar. Simple as that.

Now to actually watch the video and see what nuance Some More News may put on this in the course of an hour.

...yeah, okay, I had completely forgotten that Vivek Ramaswamy had been involved with the Department of Goofy Edgelords for about five minutes.

So... without going into the nitty gritty (which one can do, if one really wants to, by simply watching the above embedded video), about half of this video was example after example after example of Elon Musk (in that weird monotone he always uses), and Elon Musk toadies like "Big Balls," all lying their asses off and demonstrating to everyone just how incompetent and inefficient they really are, and then the other half of the video was describing the effects of how all that stupid horseshit will fuck over American citizens and also people who are not American citizens, and then a bit at the end about the real reasons why Phony Stark and Dumbfuck Jizzstain Trump are doing all of this.

Seriously, the fact that one of the staffers of the Department of Overflowing Kaka goes by the name "Big Balls" pretty much epitomizes all of this ridiculous nonsense.

Also, the promise (threat?) of another entire SMN video on the topic of the Department of Ridiculous Knuckleheads. Yay(?)

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Elon Musk and with Donald Trump, as usual.
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"John Oliver takes a look at the Alliance Defending Freedom – the legal organization behind several landmark Supreme Court cases, including the Dobbs case that overturned Roe v. Wade. Plus, a five-star book review of a one-star book."



It's crazy how these shitty, hateful RWNJ organizations name themselves in the most ironically assbackwards ways.

I'll just say it again: Religion is not an opiate for the masses, it is a neurodegenerative toxin for the masses. Though I think maybe I used an inferior term and that "encephalopathic" might have been better than "neurodegenerative."
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Full headline: "NASA celebrated this employee's story of resilience, then tried to scrub it from the internet. Then fired her."

"Anti-DEI" and "anti-woke" simply mean "pro-racism" and "pro-sexism" (along with "pro-transphobia" and "pro-homophobia" and "pro-<a lot of other terrible things>, but those aspects don't really come into play in this particular story). That's all they are. There are zero redeeming qualities to "anti-DEI" and "anti-woke."

We "just" have to wait it out for the next four years "is all." (Hasn't been four months yet. We still have a very long hell ahead of us.) After Trump, hopefully someone who isn't a total shitsmear on the underwear of humanity will be allowed to begin the arduous process of undoing as much of the damage as it will be possible to undo that Trump has done and will continue to do until he's thankfully no longer in a position of power. And, hopefully, there will never, ever be "the next Donald Trump."

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump and anyone and everyone who supports Donald Trump and who willingly enacts the horrific orders of Donald Trump, as usual. (And, really, doing whatever shitty thing that Trump says to do out of "worry" or "fear" or whatever is not a good enough excuse to do whatever shitty thing that Trump says to do.)
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"Hi. Donald Trump is saying and tweeting some very wild things about the U.S. Constitution, Star Wars, and beautiful baby dolls, so today, Katy, Cody, and Jonathan dig into all the weird stuff he said over the weekend. They also discuss the horrific state of Gaza and ICE's increasing aggression."



Yeah, Donald Trump being depicted with a red lightsaber seems about right.

Also, yeah, who could have possibly predicted that, after Trump became President, things would definitely get worse in Gaza and for anyone in the US who is even remotely expressing concern with how things are going in Gaza?

And holy shit. Wow, okay, this is indeed pretty fucking horrendous: "'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects"

Nuremberg showed us that "just following orders" is not a valid defense for committing war crimes. I hope this eventually bears out for all the rank and file asshats currently committing atrocities (accidentally or intentionally) in the name of Donald Trump[1], as well. But then, it's not as if the latter group will ever actually be held accountable for their heinous bullshit actions in the first place, any more than their fucking God Emperor ever will either[1], so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seriously, though, at what point can we consider that Donald Trump has finally crossed the line? Does there even still exist a line for him to cross anymore? (I mean, I would say that the line was crossed and left well behind him way back during his first term, and that he should have been [but was not] appropriately punished for it back then, and this second term is just him now sprinting full tilt[2] even farther beyond said line. But what I believe doesn't matter at all, not even a little bit. It will only ever matter if Trumpanzees somehow think he's crossed the line, which seems increasingly unlikely to ever happen, because they're mostly hunky-dory with every fucking vile thing the disgusting shit-for-brains does. Here's to hoping that I am eventually proven wrong on that count and that enough of these people finally do turn against Trump, and against anyone and everyone even remotely within smelling distance of Trump.)

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump, as usual.

[1] - Not that Trump himself will ever be held accountable, mind you. He'll probably be long dead before any serious attempts to do so can ever come to pass. I guess we'll just have to be content with the definite knowledge that he'll be viewed by posterity in a similar way that most (sane) people objectively view monsters like Hitler and Stalin nowadays.

[2] - Figuratively speaking, of course, since we all know it's not physically possible for Donald Junkass Trump to do much more than toddle, let alone "sprint full tilt."
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Full headline: "Trump FCC Eyes Illegal Plan To Censor Real Journalism, Reward Local Broadcasters Like Sinclair For Airing Right Wing Propaganda"

Oh, and this completely unsurprising utter fucking horseshit factors into all of that, too. This is yet another example that proves that Donald Trump is the anti-Mister Rogers.

In other words, Trump is apparently trying to do the exact, polar opposite of that thing I think needs to be done. Because of fucking course he is. *eye roll + weary goddamned motherfucking sigh + smgdmfh* I mean, why wouldn't he do that? He is, after all, a demonstrably vile piece of shit. He always has been, and he always will be. *shrug*

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell with Donald Trump forever, as usual. The sooner this man-shaped puddle of diarrhea no longer exists as a living being on the face of planet Earth, the better off planet Earth as a whole will be.
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"Hi. Donald Trump celebrated 100 days in office by going on television a lot, so Katy, Cody, and Jonathan spend today's episode reacting to non-tattoos, fentanyl claims, Declarations of Love and Unity, and hats on hats on hats."



Trump... dude... when you've lost Ann Coulter, of all people, you really should just give it the fuck up, man.

Oh, well at least the video ended on a marginally positive note, I guess.

Anyway, in conclusion, to hell forever with Donald Trump and anyone who still supports Donald Trump, as usual.
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"In his 2021 book vilifying Anthony Fauci, RFK Jr. lays out support for an alternate theory."

Okay, yeah, the fact that RFK Jr. was apparently the victim of both a literal brain worm and mercury poisoning explains an awful lot. ¬_¬
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Consider The Terminator.

The old, pre-Trump Republican Party was like Arnold at the beginning of the movie. A cold, calculating, murderous machine, to be sure, but at least it could still pass for human, to an extent, and it had an ability to be somewhat subtle and cunning when it needed to be, flawed though it was.

MAGA, or the GQP, or the Trumpublican Party, or whatever you want to call it now, is more like the machine at the end of the movie. All the skin ripped/blasted/burned away, not able to even remotely pass for human, and no longer trying to be subtle at all. All it cares about now is its primary function and end goal.

But don't be fooled. It was a Terminator the entire time.

All we need now is a big enough hydraulic press.

And, you know, the hope that there won't be five sequels, a TV show, and an animated series still to come.

Of course, the analogy starts to break down when you consider the fact that northward of 40% of the Terminator's victims in the movie weren't actively supporting the Terminator the whole time, to the bitter end, even while he was callously blowing them away. Also when you consider that fact that Trump himself, along with doofuses like JD Vance and Elon Musk and the rest, are way closer to Dick Dastardly or Snidely Whiplash than to the Terminator.

The overall machine itself is more than just those lame bozos, though. They just happen to have acted as the tanker explosion that burned away the skin is all.
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"John Oliver discusses the budget and staffing cuts being made to public health agencies in the U.S. under RFK Jr.’s new leadership, the many ways those cuts will impact all of us, and how WWII really ended. Trust us, it’s not how you think."



(This is about RFK Jr., huh? Okay, yeah, just gonna go ahead and slip that middle-finger-worthy tag down there real quick. I'm sure it will be justified very quickly. Also, going to type this up as I watch it.)

I will give RFK Jr. only this much credit for the name AHA: it's still a better name than fucking DOGE.

RFK Jr. or anyone else in government, let alone the fucking Department of Health and Human Services, freely admitting that they're doing anything at all out of fear that they might "lose political momentum" is goddamned ghoulish. (Especially given that all of the shit stupid things they are doing are accomplishing absolutely nothing good at all but losing them political momentum. That is probably the only silver lining to come out of all this horror.)

All right, that alone justifies the inclusion of the racism, transphobia, and homophobia tags.

This video is mostly about RFK Jr., so far, but... there's Phony Stark. I mean, he's not even doing anything in that clip but just sitting there, looking stupid, and nodding along as a fellow Department of Obnoxious Memelords asshat said asinine things, but that alone would have definitely justified the middle-finger-worthy tag, even if RFK Jr.'s comments about "los[ing] political momentum" hadn't already done so.

"Shitshow is an understatement for what just happened." I'm sure that will be an evergreen statement when it comes to pretty much anything that the Trump """""administration""""" does for the next four years. (Seriously, it still has been barely more than three months so far, everyone.)

Holy shit... so yeah, okay, Indiana Senator Jim Banks just skyrocketed up my list of "biggest shitstains on the underwear of humanity in all of federal government right now." He's probably even in the top 10 now, somewhere below Donald Trump, Elon Musk, JD Vance, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Mike Johnson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Gym Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, and... well, okay so maybe not top 10, but at least top 20, probably.

Ah, and there's the vaccines = autism bullshit again. Kind of surprised it took around two-thirds of the video passing before they really got into that. I guess it just goes to show that RFK Jr. is a disaster in so many other ways as well.

"As a physician, I pledged to first do no harm and to speak up when I see harm being done by others. Secretary Robert Kennedy is a danger to the public's health and should resign or be fired." That about sums it up, yeah. That said, I think you could replace the "Secretary Robert Kennedy" in that second sentence with "President Donald Trump," "Vice President JD Vance," "Co-President Elon Musk" and many of the other rancid puddles of diarrhea who were appointed by Donald Trump to positions for which they were woefully (and intentionally) unsuited, as well, and it would still be 100% accurate, but yeah, RFK Jr. is the big one in this particular case.
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My initial response to this, based just on the headline, was "No fucking shit. Of course it is. Trump is dogshit."

But then, I looked at the article and saw that his approval rating was still a whopping 41%[1], apparently. The fact that it is still so fucking high is just utterly mind-boggling, and it just goes to show how stupidly fucked up this country continues to be. Because, again, Trump is absolute dogshit.

With apologies to actual dogshit for the unfair comparison.

[1] - And that depends on which particular poll one happens to look at, but even Faux Noise agrees that it's pretty damn low, even if their own overall rating is much higher, and they try to spin it as not so bad as all that, because of course they do.

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