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"Kingdom Hearts is Finally on PC! | Castle Super Beast 270 Clip"


Yeah... watching this video was the first time I became aware that, apparently, the Kingdom Hearts[1] games are coming out on PCSteam in a month or so. Also, watching this video was the first time I became aware that, apparently, the Kingdom Hearts games had been """""available""""" on Epic Gangrene Shit since 2021. And, yeah, like what they talk about here, I don't consider any game to be properly "released on PC" until they are available anywhere other than Epic Gunk Stool.

Anyway, yeah, I'll keep an eye on those Kingdom Hearts things, and if they turn out to not be infested with Denuvo, then maybe I'll throw them on my wishlist for a possible 75%-plus sale in the nebulous future, but this news doesn't light my world on fire or anything. If it turns out they will be infected with Denuvo, though, then they can just fuck right off and die, for all I care. Apparently, they are not contaminated with that badware on EGS, but that's only because they're using Epic's own proprietary badware instead (as Pat mentions with his sarcastic "oh, the Epic Games Store version of Kingdom Hearts isn't playable offline, oh that's just awesome" comment).

Also, I love how most of this 16 minute video is about dunking on Epic Grotesque Stupidity and how much of a non-entity it has become for most gamers than it is about Kingdom Hearts finally coming to the personal computer.

[1] - I.e. the unfinished LP of which was effectively the final nail in the coffin for Super Best Friends Play as a whole.