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Full headline, because the whole thing didn't fit up there: "Amazon thought it could compete with Steam because it was so much larger than Valve, but Prime Gaming's former VP admits that 'gamers already had the solution to their problems'"

"That's not to say the assessment that Valve punches above its weight is inaccurate. ... It's more the naive fascination Evans has with the idea that Steam is good that baffles me."

It's not even so much that Steam is good, really. There is an awful lot about Steam that I absolutely loathe.[1] Steam was simply lucky enough to be the first (well, no, but it was the first to actually get huge, anyway). It's just that, so far, to this day, everything that came after and tried to ride on Steam's coattails has been and is absolute rancid dogshit.

At least this Evans guy is, kind of, being self-reflective about Amazon's failure in particular, sort of (even if most of it is just "inspirational LinkedIn corporate speech"). Meanwhile, we still have fetid horseshit like Origin/EA App and UPlay (or whatever it's called now) and Epic Gluttonous Shitpile and so many other flavor-of-the-month, Johnny-come-lately digital storefronts still plodding along like they're each the hottest thing since sliced bread (and, well, since Steam), when they're actually worse-than-worthless, each and every one of them.

My own personal history with Steam is that I basically avoided it like the plague, up until the point where a game I wanted to buy was only available on Steam at the time I wanted to buy it. So, I finally bit the bullet and installed Steam. And now, today, I still occasionally might buy a PC game (and PC games are all I buy these days) if it isn't available on Steam (like, say, if it's some retro/nostalgic thing on GOG, or maybe some The Sims related thing on the EA Store, maybe), but much more often than that, I take the view that if it isn't on Steam, it may as well not exist at all (e.g. all the Epic Grotesque Scuzz "exclusives," most of which end up being properly released on the personal computer six months to a year later anyway).

[1] - All you have to do is look at my "steam" tag below to see what I'm talking about (well, the posts that are actually about Steam itself, anyway, and not just about games that happen to be on Steam or whatever).
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No real comment on this one. The tags below are pretty much the gist of the topics this clip was about.

(Also, this is yet another "the 'diablo iii' and 'asinine anti-singleplayer trend' tags are serving as the de facto 'blizzard sucks' and 'asinine anti-offline trend' tags, respectively" post.)
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For what it's worth, I haven't bought a Final Fantasy game since Final Fantasy XIII (only the first one, not the sequels), back in 2010, so I guess this is all entirely my fault. But then, on the other hand, I also didn't contribute to the sales numbers for FF15 or FF7 Remake, either, so maybe not so much. *eye roll*

As for FF7 Remake/Rebirth/Regurgitation (or whatever they end up calling the third part, assuming it ever actually gets made/released, at this rate), I intend to wait until a full-ass video game is released, and all parts of that single, whole-ass video game are available in a reasonably priced bundle that is fully available on PC (so far, only the first part is on PC[1]), and none of those parts are infected with shit like Denuvo or whatever, before I even begin to consider maybe purchasing it someday.

And considering that they have not, to this day, removed the Denuvo infestation from Final Fantasy XV on PC, despite that game having come out in fucking 2018 (on Steam), it is on my "do not buy" list, where it will remain until the contamination is removed, though that is looking ever more unlikely as time marches onward (since, apparently, it was added before Irdeto switched to a time-based subscription model for Denuvo, which is why more recent games tend to drop Denuvo like the plague it is after a year or so, nowadays). And since the same corruption is still in FF16, too, that's also still on my "do not buy" list and will remain so until the pestilence is removed.

"Oh man, this industry is going to fucking crash soon." Please, Pat, don't get my hopes up so.

"No layoff announcements just yet. We will see." Yeah, Woolie, that's pretty much the true indicator of success/failure these days. Well, except that even games that sold like gangbusters are still seeing their dev teams almost immediately laid off...

[1] - And the whole thing probably won't be properly available on PC until, say, at least 2030 or later, since the second part is still exclusive to the Playstation (and I won't consider the second part coming to Epic Gangrene Shit in 2025 as being "available on PC" at all), and the third part hasn't even been created yet, for any platform, obviously.
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Yeah... watching this video was the first time I became aware that, apparently, the Kingdom Hearts[1] games are coming out on PCSteam in a month or so. Also, watching this video was the first time I became aware that, apparently, the Kingdom Hearts games had been """""available""""" on Epic Gangrene Shit since 2021. And, yeah, like what they talk about here, I don't consider any game to be properly "released on PC" until they are available anywhere other than Epic Gunk Stool.

Anyway, yeah, I'll keep an eye on those Kingdom Hearts things, and if they turn out to not be infested with Denuvo, then maybe I'll throw them on my wishlist for a possible 75%-plus sale in the nebulous future, but this news doesn't light my world on fire or anything. If it turns out they will be infected with Denuvo, though, then they can just fuck right off and die, for all I care. Apparently, they are not contaminated with that badware on EGS, but that's only because they're using Epic's own proprietary badware instead (as Pat mentions with his sarcastic "oh, the Epic Games Store version of Kingdom Hearts isn't playable offline, oh that's just awesome" comment).

Also, I love how most of this 16 minute video is about dunking on Epic Grotesque Stupidity and how much of a non-entity it has become for most gamers than it is about Kingdom Hearts finally coming to the personal computer.

[1] - I.e. the unfinished LP of which was effectively the final nail in the coffin for Super Best Friends Play as a whole.
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Full headline, due to PC Gamer headline logorrhea: "'The gold rush is over:' Slay the Spire and Darkest Dungeon devs say that big Game Pass and Epic exclusive deals have dried up for indie devs"

"It's not easy to get funding for a new game right now."

Fucking good. If you simply can't make "indie" video games without being able to rely on massive exclusivity bribes from Epic Gunk Shit or whoever anymore, then maybe your "indie" video games can just fuck right off and die.

C'mon, modern video game industry crash. C'mooooooooon, modern video game industry crash. (And may you take the modern vidya gaem jurnlizm industry with you when you go, too.)
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It looks like this game will be finally coming to the personal computer. Good. I've been waiting for... *checks date on that last post* ...almost two years for it to get released (which it still hasn't, yet, as Q2 could be as late as June, and that's assuming it doesn't get pushed back at some point for whatever reason).

So, now, I can throw it on my wishlist and wait still more for a 60-75% off sale, because that's what I do for pretty much all games now, but especially for games that wasted my time with going the paid beta route via Epic Goofy Shit. At least all the bugs and glitches should be (hopefully) worked out, now that it's almost ready to be actually released.
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Link to comic.

Blog.

It's basically chapter 9 billion or so in the ongoing tale of how utterly shitty the modern video game industry is.

(As with several other tags and their corresponding tags-in-spirit, the "fuck epic games store" tag is basically the de facto "fuck epic games" or "fuck epic" tag. I'm just not going to bother changing it or creating additional tags.)
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As of the above video there, that is the first time I have ever heard of Dragon Age: Dreadwolf. (EDIT) Which has since been renamed to Dragon Age: The Veilguard, a much blander title, for whatever reasons. (/EDIT) And, now that I've heard of it, I will do my level best to go back to not thinking about it at all ever. Yeah... we're definitely well into the "Ship of double Theseus" version of BioWare now.

Yeah, after doing software testing for nine years, I definitely know about EFIGS.

The era of cassette tapes used in computing was, fortunately, before my time.

"Man, Tim Sweeney is the dumbest motherfucker in the world. Oh my god." Eehhhhhhhhhh... I agree that Tim Sweeney is indeed one dumb motherfucker, but I don't know if he's even the dumbest motherfucker in the modern video game industry, and certainly not in the world as a whole. (I mean, Donald Trump is still alive, after all.)
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I despise articles like this.

It's like

"Oh? That sounds interesting. I'll go check it out.

"*checks Steam*

"Huh...? ...ah, I see. The game hasn't actually been released yet. It's still just in its 6-12 month paid public beta phase. They even mentioned that at the end of the article, but I didn't read that far at first. Oh well, I can wait. Or else not bother at all, as that usually ends up being the case in similar situations. *shrug*"
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Ok, wow. I'll admit that I haven't really been following the deep down nitty gritty nuts and bolts of all this, until now, mainly because I just don't care to even think about Epic Games more than I have to, but if the specifics given by Woolie and Pat here are accurate, and I have no valid reason to believe otherwise, then that's even worse than I thought. I'm not sure why it's worse than I thought, because my opinion of Epic Games and their capacity for vile bullshit was already in the toilet, but still. Epic's vile bullshit is even worse than I thought it was, in this case. Half a billion dollars seems a bit on the low side, honestly. "Laws in which the only penalty is a fine is merely telling poor people they can't do it."

Makes Tycho look like an even bigger dumbass for even marginally defending them. Granted, Pat and Woolie also make the "other companies do this shit, too" point, but they're not making it in the "I think Epic's statement is pretty good. I think it's reasonable for them to be somewhat surprised..." kind of way that Tycho did. Epic knew what they were doing, they knew it was wrong (because it was pointed out to them by their own employees beforehand that it was wrong), and they did it anyway. It's vile bullshit, no matter who does it, and the fact that they all do it is no goddamned excuse/defense/reason to cut Epic even the tiniest bit of slack. They all need to be similarly punished for doing it. Epic just happens to be among the first, hopefully of many, onto which the hammer is finally falling, even if so far it just kind of seems like one of those little plushie hammers that squeak when you hit something with it. Like Woolie and Pat point out, Epic will have made that half a billion back in probably less than a month. In any case, as far as anything more grandiose happening to Epic (and the rest) in response to all this vile bullshit, this is simply yet another situation in which my breath won't be held.

Seriously, Pat and Woolie talk about how this is just the age we live in now and they're glad there's a wall somewhere. I can't help but feel like... just imagine a world where people like me and [personal profile] owsf2000 and many others had been listened to for the past decade or three when it came to pointing out all the vile bullshit the modern video game industry has gotten up to and how we were all in danger of said vile bullshit becoming normalized (you know, exactly the way it has). If that were the case, this certainly wouldn't just be the age we live in now, and there would be a hell of a lot more walls in place against shit like this being "the norm" where we're having to beg "don't hurt me too much" or whatever. Alas. I guess all we can do is take care of ourselves, individually, and avoid the vile bullshit on a personal level, where it's possible to do so. And it is very possible to do so. I was never interested in Fortnite to begin with, because it's multiplayer-only PVP horseshit that I've never cared about, but now, even if I were into that kind of thing, I still wouldn't touch Fortnite with a ten foot pole even if you paid me Epic's fine money to do so.

In any case, unless Pat (Contri, not Boivin) and Ian happen to do a CUPodcast thing about this, then this post will probably be the last I make about this whole thing. Possibly. Wouldn't be the first time I've said something like that, then made a dozen more posts about it, but I really don't like having Epic Games and their dumbshittery in my head if I can avoid it.
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Link to comic




I don't think I necessarily agree with Tycho's blog, though, which seems to be siding with Epic, at least somewhat.

Everyone else doing the same shit for years (i.e. "long-standing industry practices") actually isn't the valid excuse for doing something shitty that they (and Tycho) seem to believe it to be.

I'm not sure that vast government overreach is the answer, mind you. But then, nothing else has slowed down the rampant anti-consumer dumbfuckery that the modern video game industry has been doing for the past decade or three, so... *shrug*

Also...

"Honestly, I think Epic's statement is pretty good. I think it's reasonable for them to be somewhat surprised, because as I said above, the things they're being made to account for are practices that have been in use broadly. This is like getting pulled over for speeding after somebody literally just passed you, going faster than you were." (Emphasis mine.)

Personal anecdote behind cut )
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Yeah, I'm sure glad I decided to play Saints Row IV before they decided to make it "better" so that I didn't have to deal with any of this shit. I only had to deal with all that other shit, is all.

Ignoring all that other shit, though, it was still a pretty good game overall. With that said, I think I liked Saints Row: The Third better. (Still haven't played Saints Row 2 or that new reboot thing yet.)

(Pre-post edit) Oh... and I just found out that with this new "update," it now apparently installs Epic Online Services with the game, which it did not do before. So yeah, fuck that asinine dumbshit right to hell and back and then to hell again, where it should stay. If that continues to be the case going forward, and isn't (hopefully) backpedaled super-hard at some point in the future, then I'll probably never install this game again, because to hell forever with Epic Games and anything and everything to do with Epic Games. *weary goddamn sigh* (Pre-post edit)
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Funny how, in a four and a half minute video shitting all over Origin, they still found a way to compare it favorably to the Epic Gangrene Store, even so. I wouldn't know enough to make the comparison, as I've never touched Epic Ghetto Store and never will. Origin does suck shit, though, I do know that much.
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"Finally coming to the personal computer."

I love how they just completely sandbagged/no sold/utterly ignored the unfortunate fact that FF7R was exclusive to Epic Shit Store for a year before coming to Steam. Like, seriously, I truly, legitimately love that, no sarcasm.

Fuck Epic Scuzz Store.
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Ah, so Final Fantasy VII Remake has finally crawled out of the putrid pit of exclusivity that is the Epic Shit Store? Well, that's great, I guess. Wake me up when it doesn't cost $50 USD even with a 30% off discount.

(EDIT) More accurately, wake me up when all three (or however many it ends up being) parts are fully released, are no longer exclusive to PS5, are also no longer exclusive to Epic Diarrhea Store on PC, and don't cost seventy fucking dollars each. For real, though, with each part individually going through these goddamn asinine exclusivity deals, apparently, it's going to take literally at least another decade or so before it ever reaches a state where I'd be remotely willing to bother with it. (/EDIT)
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I happened to see something about this, and my initial thought was along the lines of "holy shit, someone's finally making the kind of Star Trek game that I want to play..."

...and then I saw that shit-sucking goddammned Epic Games Store logo, and a little piece of me just died, right then and there.

I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again: to hell forever with the fucking Epic Shit Store.

(EDIT) Also, I was already in a terrible mood for unrelated reasons before that point, and this most definitely did not help matters. (EDIT 2) Which would probably at least partially explain why I didn't catch the fact that the subject line said "Stat Trek" up until I fixed it just now. >_> (/EDIT 2) (/EDIT)

(EDIT 3) Okay, now that I'm in a slightly better mood than I was when I originally wrote this...

Once this finally claws its way out of the festering pit of exclusivity which is the Epic Gunk Store in a year or so, I'll definitely be getting this, and probably sooner than later, especially if it's at the typical Telltale-like price point and doesn't try to pretend to be a full $60+ thing. (/EDIT 3)
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...what? It's exclusive to Epic Games Store on PC? Oh... well... never mind then, I guess. Just forget I said anything. *shrug + weary sigh*
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All the more reason to say fuck Epic Games, I guess. Admittedly, I never really used Bandcamp all that much before, but now I will never be using it at all. In fact, I just logged in for the first time in forever simply to delete my account there.

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