Apathy is the cure, maybe...

I can't fully explain it, and it's actually a little bit scary if I stop and try to truly ponder it objectively, but for much of the time and for many disparate situations, I find pure, unbridled, 100% weapons-grade apathy to be a remarkable panacea. It often works miracles as a preventative as well.

The jury is still out on whether or not this is a good thing or a bad thing, however.

*meanders off to bed*