"A Comedian Walks Into a Police Station"
May. 7th, 2026 05:19 pm"A social media manager with a background in radio comedy has made the Greensboro Police Department's social media wildly popular. But a pattern of offensive posts may threaten the department's reputation at a critical time."
Wow, being someone who tends to avoid most "social media" like the bubonic plague these days, I had no idea that the social media presence of the Greensboro Police Department has been so incredibly shitty for so long. (I mean, I didn't know the Greensboro Police Department had a social media presence at all until now, for that matter. *shrug*)
Where'd they find this stupid DeSota asshat? 4chan? The article compares the shitbag to Howard Stern, but Howard Stern (at least as far as I'm aware) was never the social media """""manager""""" for a police department, of all things. As someone in the article was quoted: "Sir, this is not a Wendy's." This isn't cheeky fast food restaurant accounts trading meme-y insults on 卐️-formerly-Twitter or whatever, this is the public-facing social media for a fucking police department. ಠ_ಠ
Wow, being someone who tends to avoid most "social media" like the bubonic plague these days, I had no idea that the social media presence of the Greensboro Police Department has been so incredibly shitty for so long. (I mean, I didn't know the Greensboro Police Department had a social media presence at all until now, for that matter. *shrug*)
Where'd they find this stupid DeSota asshat? 4chan? The article compares the shitbag to Howard Stern, but Howard Stern (at least as far as I'm aware) was never the social media """""manager""""" for a police department, of all things. As someone in the article was quoted: "Sir, this is not a Wendy's." This isn't cheeky fast food restaurant accounts trading meme-y insults on 卐️-formerly-Twitter or whatever, this is the public-facing social media for a fucking police department. ಠ_ಠ