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"I love martial arts movies! It's one of my favorite film genres and it's been far too long since I've talked about it, so I'm doing a deep dive on the classics with a focus on the 70s, 80s, and a little 90s."
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"In Angry Video Game Nerd 223, The Nerd takes a look back at some of his favorite retro video game commercials after referencing them for years."



He mentioned the rapping Zelda commercial, but not that really weird one.

Anyway, several here that I'd never heard of before, like the ones with Jack Black and Paul Rudd in them.
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"In YKWBS Episode 47, it's been almost ten years since I talked about hotel rooms being BS and somehow they've only gotten worse!"



I don't travel anymore (like, at all, ever), so complaints about hotel rooms are pretty much irrelevant to me now, but I'd have to agree that the bullshit he's complaining about here is indeed bullshit. And yeah, this is a follow up to previous videos.

In any case, it's nice to get another You Know What's Bullshit?, for the first time in a while. And it's also nice that he started it with the old school "You know what's buuuulllllllshhhhhit?" rather than the much, much lamer "You know what's Beee-Esss?" (Even if it says "BS" in the video text title, and just YNWBS in the description, it's still properly titled in the video itself.)
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"If ever there were a video I've made that required a companion essay or some kind of artist statement to go along with it I suppose it would be this one. It's a strange project that I've been working on for the better part of six months now, a process of trying to disentangle myself from myself. It's about a lot of different things, it's about James Rolfe but also not about him because we have so many versions of him and we can only react to those imperfect projections. He's been doing this for basically 20 years at this point, and out of that arise a million different ways to tell the story: AVGN is deeply influential, but what does that influence mean? I found myself fascinated with his creative fixations, the motifs and stories that he keeps coming back to, and felt like the only way to engage with that honestly was to expose all my own fixations, insecurities, and fears."



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"The Nerd celebrates 20 years of Angry Video Game Nerd in AVGN episode 215, with the series that started it all and this time he's going to decide what the greatest Castlevania game of all time is for good!"



It's an interesting video, but just to be clear, he's talking about what he thinks is "the greatest Castlevania game of all time" ...while not even mentioning any game post-Symphony of the Night at all, aside from Castlevania Chronicles (which was a remake of a much older game), and no game beyond the original Playstation era. So, take it with a grain of salt.

However, even with that said, even taking all the newer games into account, I personally find it difficult to argue with his pick of Castlevania 4 (aka Super Castlevania) for the SNES as being the best of all time. I love allmost of the later Metroid-inspired games, but still... CV4 is up there, too. (And, no, not just because it lets you swing the whip in eight directions.)

(EDIT) Oh, and I was reminded by some of the comments under the video that the Castlevania: Nocturne series came out last year. I'd completely forgotten about that. Guess I need to get on that. (/EDIT)
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"In Angry Video Game Nerd episode 212, The Nerd crosses another game off his bucket list with the Super Nintendo RPG classic, Final Fantasy III... or Final Fantasy VI as its known outside the States!"



Beware: Lots of major spoilers for the storyline of a 29 year old Super Nintendo game in this video, if that's the sort of thing you'd prefer to avoid.

Also, this a video in which the AVGN/James Rolfe is actually not particularly angry at all (outside of a small, somewhat forced, kind of unnecessary skit toward the end involving power outages [though it was nice seeing Mike Matei as Santa, I guess]).

Regarding his story about his childhood experience with FF6 that he tells at the start of the video, I had a similar experience with EarthBound. Though, in my case, I was more fortunate in that it happened when I was in my early 30s, rather than when I was a kid (or, rather, when I was 16, as EB was originally released in 1995 in the US), and after at least a couple dozen full playthroughs, rather than during my first one. It still sucked pretty bad, though, even then.
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"Angry Video Game Nerd episode 32 on YouTube for the first time and with only minor censorship! In this classic episode from AVGN Season 2, The Nerd reviews a bunch of Atari Pork games including Custer's Revenge, Philly Flasher, and Bachelor Party!"



Youtube was offended. Is this censorship even helping?

Anyway, the original version can be found here. Also, for reference, this.
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"One thing that every gamer, young and old, can probably agree on is that water levels in video games are usually pretty bad. Now of course there are games that nail this concept, especially ones that take place entirely underwater, but that’s not what this video is about! Today I'm looking at a handful of the most memorable water levels in gaming! These aren't necessarily my favorites or the ones I dislike the most, but ones that stuck with me for better or worse.

"Gamplay by Mike Matei and Sean O'Rourke

"NOTE: In Sonic 1, we mistook the Shield for the Bubble Shield from Sonic 3 - we thought they did the same thing while making the video."




I've always had a thing for underwater levels/areas in games. I did a whole "Game Music Thing" post about underwater levels over a decade ago, after all.[1] (Though yeah, aside from the music, I too wasn't that big of a fan of that crashed frigate level in Metroid Prime, even if I may have given it at least a bit of a pass just for being an underwater level.)

Aside from the ones mentioned in that post, I'd also like to mention a few other more recent ones I've played (more recent than 2011, anyway), such as Subnautica and its Below Zero sequel, FarSky[2], Abzû, Beyond Blue, and The Aquatic Adventure of the Last Human. I'm mostly a fan of games like that (and Aquaria and Ecco as mentioned in the previous post) where the entire game takes place mostly underwater. I don't really count games like BioShock or whatever, though, since in those games, while you are technically underwater the whole time, the setting of the game could have taken place on land or in space or wherever, and not all that much would have changed. I'm talking about games where you're out and about in the actual water, most of the time.

Beyond that, there were planets in Starbound that were almost entirely ocean (usually with an underwater city or two on the seabed somewhere). There are also oceanic planets in No Man's Sky, but they're not too impressively deep or anything, which is a bit of a bummer. And, of course, there are the water areas in games like Bloodstained and other Metroidvanias that I've played (there are almost always some underwater areas in Metroidvania games).

Hell, there was even that underwater tower made of glass that I built in Minecraft on the server that [personal profile] owsf2000 and I use to play on. (For all I know, it might be still there, though I haven't played on that server in years.)

There are quite a few more such games that I haven't played myself.

Weird thing is that while I'm a big fan of underwater games and underwater levels in games, I have no desire whatsoever to be underwater in real life, outside of baby stuff like swimming pools or a shallow creek or lake or something. (And even then, it's been probably at least two decades since the last time I was in a swimming pool or whatever.) I guess that's why I like the games so much, as they let you do stuff that you'd never do in real life, especially in cases like this.



[1] - And, as is annoyingly the case whenever I go back and look at those old "Game Music Thing" posts, I had to replace a few of the embeds in that post, due to the previous videos having died, for whatever reasons. And, once I finish this here post, I'm going to feel compelled to go and look at all the other posts in that tag and fix the embeds in those, as well, as I'm sure that the underwater one isn't the only one with broken embeds in it. (EDIT) Not tonight, Satan, ha ha ha. (/EDIT)

[2] - While FarSky is no longer available on Steam, as I only just found out (and I was about to write something here lamenting that), I found out via the Steam forums that it is available for free on itch.io. (Same for The Free Ones, for that matter, though that's not a game I've played myself yet. Their third game, Sky Break, is not available anywhere, as far as I can tell, and the developer apparently has no plans to release it for free on itch. That's another one I haven't played [or even heard of, prior to now].)
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"When you think of the NES, you think of a lot of bad games thanks to The Nerd, but I wanted to take a little time to look at some of the really good ones today that people don't talk about and are worth playing!"



James is right. Aside from Duck Tales 2 (which I'd heard of, but haven't played myself), I hadn't heard of any of those games before. And they do look pretty interesting, at least for old-school NES games.
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Cracked.com has put out an article about that Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue thing, which is particularly timely to me, given that I'd only just watched that James Rolfe "What Happened to Saturday Morning Cartoons?" video, which talked about it, a couple of days ago.

Anyway, in the article, they interviewed a bunch of people who were involved in creating the special. The funniest was probably Townsend Coleman, the voice of Michelangelo of the (1987 cartoon) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who straight up claimed that Mikey was almost assuredly a burnout (and that his prototype during auditions was Jeff Spicoli), so it was kind of weird for him to be there.

One of the other guys talks about how they couldn't get the Scooby Doo gang to be in it and that it probably would have been hypocritical for Shaggy to have been giving anti-drug advice anyway. (This, despite the original Scooby Doo show creators supposedly not being aware of/intending/admitting to Shaggy's reputation as a stoner.)
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"Cinemassacre, this channel, is ultimately about nostalgia. Movies, games, retro topics, sometimes music. Everything I've loved in my early years, to the point of building little museums of nostalgia such as the Nerd room and the fake VHS 'rental store'. But today I wanted to dive into different memories. VHS ones. Filming things off TV, my favorite VHS tapes, all that sort of stuff. It's something I've been wanting to do for a while now."



I somehow managed to miss this one when getting caught up on recent Cinemassacre videos that I hadn't watched until now, despite this being one of the ones explicitly mentioned in that top 10 thing that was what kicked all of this off.

Just as well it turned out that way, because I think this one deserves its own post.

James and his Universal monster movie purchases... He talks about getting an allowance and saving money to buy them. For me, the equivalent to his Universal movies was my old Game Boy collection. The difference is that whereas James still owns all of his old movies, I sold those Game Boy games to a mom-and-pop used games store, for pennies on the dollar, at some nebulous point between two and three decades ago. Probably closer to three. I don't even remember why, exactly. Probably to buy more SNES games instead. Either that or Playstation games. Several of which I later sold in order to buy a Dreamcast and games. Not that any of that really matters now, because even if I hadn't sold all that stuff way back then, they all would have been sold more recently, when I got rid of basically everything. (I say "more recently," but even that was already almost a decade ago, now, which is rather weird and a wee bit harrowing to actually think about. And, yeah, this is pretty much the first time since writing that post that I've even touched that old Backloggery page, too. [I was tempted to log in again and fix the error that, for some reason, Clock Tower 3 ended up in the PS1 section, rather than the PS2 section where it belongs, which I only just now noticed, but... nah, it's been that way for over 8 years at this point, so fuck it, I don't actually care.])
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Same as before, just picking up where I left off.



All that stuff behind the cut )
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"Happy New Year! Let's take a look back at the Top 10 Cinemassacre Moments of 2022! James counts down his favorites from all of Cinemassacre and AVGN! Let us know what your favorite moments were in the comments and have a great 2023!!!!!"



James Rolfe is definitely one of my favorite Internet people. Despite how vitriolic the Nerd can be, Mr. Rolfe himself just seems like one of the nicest guys ever (or, at least, that's how he presents himself when he's not being a character, as I have no clue how he behaves in private, obviously).

And I'm glad I watched this, because it reminded me of his book, which I'd complete forgotten about. (Thought I'd written a post about it here, back when he first announced it, but if I did, I can't find it at the moment.) Also, some of the other stuff in that top 10 video was stuff I haven't actually seen yet myself, mostly the non-AVGN stuff, but I'll probably be remedying that situation soon enough.
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"This is episode 206 of the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)! In this episode of AVGN, the Nerd talks about everyone's favorite Lasagna Eating Orange Cat, Garfield. From Atari to Sega Genesis, The Nerd will dig into a big pile of Cat Crap!"



"I didn't know Garfield had such deep lore..."

I thought for sure when he said this, especially on the heels of talking about all the crazy and dark Lyman fan theories stuff, that the Nerd was about to bring up the infamous and very weird 1989 story, "Garfield Alone," but... then he didn't.

However, this video is so much more than just Garfield. Well, no, mostly it's Garfield, but I knew when he showed that Game Boy game near the end, things were about to get weird. I used to own the US version of that game, which was, as the video points out, decidedly not a Garfield game. (Though, to be fair, it really wasn't much of a Ghostbusters game, either. ¬_¬) I didn't have the slightest clue about all that other weird shit, though, like how the Bugs Bunny games in the US were Mickey Mouse games in Japan, and the like.

Speaking of Bugs Bunny, it was nice to have Mike back again, even if this was probably just a one-off thing. Maybe not so nice to hear him, though... Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... (I'll admit, I did chuckle a bit the longer it went on.)

As a kid, I was more of a Heathcliff guy, though even with that, I preferred the bits with Riff Raff and the Catillac Cats, rather than the actual Heathcliff stuff. The Heathcliff comics stuff... not so much. Also, this.
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"This is episode 205 of the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)! In this episode of AVGN, the Nerd wants nothing more than to play DOOM on his Commodore 64... but first, the Icon of Sin must punish him with every DOOM port... and a few weird things DOOM can run on."



...age-restricted embed. I guess that makes sense. *shrug*

Oh and they actually got John Romero himself to do the voice of the Icon of Sin in this.
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"Avatar 2 is coming out this year so I decided to rewatch the first one and see how it holds up. I remember really loving it in the theaters, but I felt very outnumbered by the lackluster response. It seemed to me, from what I heard from friends and the internet in general, is that most people didn’t like it very much. Why have I heard nothing but negative stuff about this film? If its so bad, why is it getting a sequel? People say it's 'overrated', so let's investigate."



Yeah, regardless of anything else, James's opinion of the word "overrated" is fairly close to my own (and that of TotalBiscuit). Was Avatar "overhyped," as James puts forward as a hypothesis? Maybe. Maybe it was. Was Avatar too "derivative," as James explores? Perhaps, perhaps not, but, like James, I don't think it was. I just think too many people ignorantly and belligerently misuse the phrase "rip-off" in the same way they do "overrated." (Besides, all that shit is just fanfiction of the Epic of Gilgamesh, after all. *eye roll*)

Was Avatar "overrated," though? No. No, it was not, at least not by the actual meaning of the word, as opposed to the generalized "thing I don't like" definition that most people seem to use. Even in the video, James expressed surprise that it got 82% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, which makes sense given his premise. It's just that, same as what TotalBiscuit said, too many people look at that and say "I didn't like Avatar, so that means that the 82% of the population of people who leave ratings on Rotten Tomatoes are wrong, therefore the movie is 'overrated.'" Which, of course, is nothing but bullshit.

As I said previously, "overrated" is overrated.
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Really scraping the bottom of the kitty litter box with this one.
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"This is episode 202 of the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) and The Nerd is talking Contra! After years of playing nothing but crappy games, The Nerd's dreams are fulfilled through a wish on a monkey's paw, allowing him to finally play something good. Contra for NES is one of those games that everyone has nostalgia for and the AVGN is no different, so he's taking us back to the past to relive a series near and dear to his heart. While focusing on the original Nintendo Entertainment System classic and it's sequel Super C, The Nerd also checks out Contra Arcade, Operation C, Contra III: The Alien Wars, Contra: Hard Corps, Contra: Legacy of War, C The Contra Adventure, and Contra 4. -- Contra is a run-and-gun shooter game originally developed and published by Konami for arcades in 1987, before coming to homes on the NES in 1988. Also known as Gryzor and Probotector in some regions."



I was never really all that into Contra. I mean, sure, I definitely played it, back in the days when my sister would take us (me and her daughter, my niece, who is only a few years younger than me) to Brewer's Movie Club every once in a while, and we'd rent a game or two for her NES. (I never owned a NES myself.) Never got very far back in those days, even with the Konami code. I've since beaten it, via PC emulators and save-states and all that, but that's not really the same, I guess. Also never owned or played the sequels on other systems (outside of maybe a few minutes on an emulator as, again, I just never really got into the series).

That said, I definitely acknowledge Contra as one of the formative games on the NES for many, alongside Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda and Metroid and Castlevania and Mega Man and the like.
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"Last year, I did a series of videos of me playing me 3-year-old daughter's Mario Maker 2 levels. Now she's 4 and has designed some more stages for me to play, so let's see how they turned out and if I can actually complete them!"



Glad these videos are back again.

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