"EVE Online Diary Part One: Spaceships And Supermarkets"

I talk about EVE Online a fair amount, even though I don't play the game, have never played the game, and have no desire to start playing the game. You want to know why I don't play the game, have never played the game, and have no desire to start playing the game? This right here is one pretty good reason.

(EDIT) And here is reason number two as to why I don't play EVE, have never played EVE, and have no desire to ever start playing EVE. (/EDIT)

(EDIT 2) And here is reason number three as to why I yadda yadda, blah blah.

Yeah, EVE Online is a game that I will merely read about, but never, ever actually play myself. (/EDIT 2)