"EA explain why The Sims 4 won't feature pools or toddlers"

Oh please, EA. You're not fooling anyone. It's not like you couldn't have held the game back another month or two to add these things in. You just want to nickel-and-dime everyone, same as always, except that this time you're being more blatant about it than usual, even despite your dissembling.

"Dwarf Fortress Update, The First In Two Years, Is Out Now"

Man oh man, am I really going to have to break down and give Dwarf Fortress another try? I just might.