They're making a Tetris movie.

No, wait, excuse me, I meant to say that they're apparently making a Tetris trilogy.

The obvious question, which I am absolutely not the first person to ask, is... ... ...why aren't they making this a tetralogy? ¬_¬

But seriously, though, I just have to point out that April 1 was almost two months ago. This, apparently, is not actually a lame joke... somehow. Someway. And here I thought it was kind of dumb that there was a Minecraft movie in the works.

Well, it is now official: They will indeed make a movie about anything. Anything at all.

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