"Students speak out on Harrison Butker's 'uncomfortable' commencement address"

"'Not the time and place'"

So, basically, this college invited some sportsball dude to come and give a speech at graduation, and rather than simply giving a normal-ass speech, the dipshit decided to go off on a shitty RWNJ diatribe instead. And some of the (male, probably cishet, likely also RWNJ) students there didn't see what the big deal was. Go figure.

"Twitter is officially dead now"

Actual headline (which I changed up there for editorial purposes, to better reflect what has really happened): "Twitter is officially X.com now"

X.com is not, has never been, and will never be Twitter. Twitter technically died on October 28, 2022. It then became a brain dead coma patient for a little over a year and a half. And now, finally, the life support machine has been officially unplugged. Like so many other Internet things, Twitter has become a mostly irrelevant thing of the past, replaced by an already entirely irrelevant thing of the present, called X.com.

Not that Twitter was some utopian bed of roses even before Phony Stark took over, mind you, but still.

(EDIT) Just to note, all I personally see when I go to X.com is a "JavaScript is not available" warning page, which is explicitly because I do not have NoScript disabled for X.com. I will not ever be disabling NoScript for X.com. (/EDIT)

"Don't Mess With Densha Otaku"

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For reference, here is the longer bit from the slop stream that the above originally came from. Basically, a bunch of assholes in Japan will get literally violent against you if you fuck up their trainspotting even a tiny bit. (One of the tori-tetsu asshats was explicitly shown assaulting a kid over this shit, which I believe is just a wee bit worse than them verbally haranguing some gaijin dude and demanding payment or whatever. The cutting down of trees is a bit worse than that, too, I think.)

"Trump at NRA convention floats a three-term presidency"

Eat shit, fuck off, and die, forever, Donald Trump.

In an ideal world, it wouldn't be two terms for his stupid, hateful, criminal, evil ass, much less three. Shouldn't have been even one term, if only America hadn't brain-sharted and diarrhetically spewed the bed back in 2016.

Also, as usual, fuck the NRA.

(EDIT)

Oh, by the way, NRA (and all the other ammosexuals out there [who I'm sure are falling over themselves to be the first to read my dumb blog here]), remember this shit? I even embedded a version from your beloved Faux Noise from back in 2018 here.

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Trump cares exactly as much about you stupid gun nuts as he does about anyone else whose name is not Donald J. Trump: nothing at all, not even the tiniest bit. Even if you vote for him (or suck his dick or eat his asshole or whatever [literally or figuratively]), he still does not and will not ever give the single slightest shit about you. He'll pay lip service and play make believe that he does, but he doesn't. He will lie and say whatever dumbfuckery he thinks you want to hear, just so long as it dupes you into doing what he wants you to do, which in this case is voting for him for president again. If only all the addlepated Trumpanzees would finally get this demonstrable truth through their thick fucking skulls and join the rest of us in doing everything we can to keep this lying, double-dealing motherfucker from ever becoming president again, the better.

Doing fucking anything as a government official without due process first... even if it's taking guns away from people (which, otherwise, is a very good idea, especially from delusional, murderous gun-fuckers)... is just indicative of Trump's nature as a wannabe-dictator. (You know, the very sort of thing that your vaunted Second Amendment was intended to prevent?)

Again, fuck Donald Trump forever. The sooner he's making hell reek a little worse, the better.

(/EDIT)