"Trump slams Zelensky for refusing to recognize Russian control of Crimea"

The one who really needs to be slammed is Trump.

Repeatedly.

Like, in a car door.

Or maybe under a sledgehammer.

Starting with his fat, grotesque head.

And if we could get Trump's pimp daddy, Putin, involved in this "being slammed" business, that'd be great, too.

(Also, on a bit of a tangent, why does Trump randomly capitalize Words in the posts he Makes on his dumbshit """"""Truth"""""" Social bullshit Website? Is he Stupid? I mean, yes, we all Know that he's very, very Stupid, but Still.)