You may have heard the stories about how putrid these games are... but nothing... NOTHING... can prepare you for the true lurking horror.
The following is the best ending ever for a video game:
Zelda: "Uh... Why'd you do that?"
Link: "I just saved you from Ganon!"
Zelda: "You did not!"
Old guy: "Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned! Come! Look! Already Koridai is returning to harmony! The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful?!"
Link: "Golly!"
Old guy: "As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!"
Link: "I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?"
Zelda: "Hah!"
Link: "I won!"
The following is the best ending ever for a video game:
Zelda: "Uh... Why'd you do that?"
Link: "I just saved you from Ganon!"
Zelda: "You did not!"
Old guy: "Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned! Come! Look! Already Koridai is returning to harmony! The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful?!"
Link: "Golly!"
Old guy: "As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!"
Link: "I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?"
Zelda: "Hah!"
Link: "I won!"