Sure, they'd say that second sentence, but they'd still preface it with "Donald Trump did not steal that car."
Donald Trump himself could stand behind a podium and address the entire world and say "Yes, I, Donald J. Trump, did, in fact, steal that car. I stole that car because Papa Putin ordered me to steal that car," and the Trumpublicans would still be saying "Donald Trump did not steal that car. Sure, he may have just explicitly admitted to stealing that car, but he's lied about things before, and we've always accepted that, so who is to say he isn't lying about this, too, for some noble reason or other. There is no evidence that Trump actually stole that car, as long as we ignore all the mountains of evidence pointing to the fact that he did steal that car. But even if he did steal that car, that's fine, too. It must all be part of his grandmaster plan to beat the Deep State or something. Trump didn't steal that car to, you know, steal that car. There had to be some 4D chess mastermind shit behind his reason for stealing that car. In the end, our God Emperor can do no wrong, even with all the wrong he does, just so long as he keeps owning the libs and making the lives of brown-skinned people miserable."
The diehard, incurable Trumpanzees will never stop bending over backwards and touching their heels with the backs of their heads to justify it, all while still denying it. It is cultish Orwellian doublethink of the worst sort. To call it mere hypocrisy at this point is like comparing the sun to a small child's nightlight.
The "true patriot," "pertecking 'MehriKKKa," "good ol' boy" types will never be able to admit to themselves or anyone else that they got so completely and utterly hoodwinked by such a blatantly obvious conman, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. And the "just as eyeball-deep in crimes as Trump himself is" types (e.g. probably most of the GOP Congressshitbags) know that if Trump goes down, he'll probably take most of them with him, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. And the 4chan "for teh lulz," "just want to watch the world burn" types already know Trump is a total fuckup, as that is explicitly why they ever supported him in the first place, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. That last group are the only ones that are even remotely honest about it. And interspersed throughout all the groups are the "Trump is a racist, misogynist asshole, just like me" types, whether they actively own that label or not.
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Date: 2019-11-23 11:48 pm (UTC)From:Donald Trump himself could stand behind a podium and address the entire world and say "Yes, I, Donald J. Trump, did, in fact, steal that car. I stole that car because Papa Putin ordered me to steal that car," and the Trumpublicans would still be saying "Donald Trump did not steal that car. Sure, he may have just explicitly admitted to stealing that car, but he's lied about things before, and we've always accepted that, so who is to say he isn't lying about this, too, for some noble reason or other. There is no evidence that Trump actually stole that car, as long as we ignore all the mountains of evidence pointing to the fact that he did steal that car. But even if he did steal that car, that's fine, too. It must all be part of his grandmaster plan to beat the Deep State or something. Trump didn't steal that car to, you know, steal that car. There had to be some 4D chess mastermind shit behind his reason for stealing that car. In the end, our God Emperor can do no wrong, even with all the wrong he does, just so long as he keeps owning the libs and making the lives of brown-skinned people miserable."
The diehard, incurable Trumpanzees will never stop bending over backwards and touching their heels with the backs of their heads to justify it, all while still denying it. It is cultish Orwellian doublethink of the worst sort. To call it mere hypocrisy at this point is like comparing the sun to a small child's nightlight.
The "true patriot," "pertecking 'MehriKKKa," "good ol' boy" types will never be able to admit to themselves or anyone else that they got so completely and utterly hoodwinked by such a blatantly obvious conman, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. And the "just as eyeball-deep in crimes as Trump himself is" types (e.g. probably most of the GOP Congressshitbags) know that if Trump goes down, he'll probably take most of them with him, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. And the 4chan "for teh lulz," "just want to watch the world burn" types already know Trump is a total fuckup, as that is explicitly why they ever supported him in the first place, and, thus, they will continue to support him, no matter what. That last group are the only ones that are even remotely honest about it. And interspersed throughout all the groups are the "Trump is a racist, misogynist asshole, just like me" types, whether they actively own that label or not.