"Hi. In today's episode, we discuss Gutfeld, Dennis Miller, Babylon Bee, and why conservatives aren't funny."
"Conservative comedy" is an oxymoron, with a heavy emphasis on the "moron."
Also, "conservative comedy" is a textbook example of and prime catalyst for why I say that whole "'it's just a joke, bruh' is not, has never been, and will never be a get-out-of-jail-free card for saying or doing offensive, asinine dumbshit" thing that I say every so often.