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A post on Whatever by John Scalzi.
The worthless billionaires, by name, as mentioned in the post:
The worthless billionaires, by name, as mentioned in the post:
- Mark Zuckerberg - worthless because of Facebook and, more recently, because of his tanking of Facebook with all that asinine Metaverse shit that nobody ever wanted.
- Sam Bankman-Fried - worthless because he's apparently some asshat cryptobro whose name I never knew because I never bother to remember the names of cryptobros, since being worthless is just an inherent trait of all cryptobros.
- Elon Musk - worthless for a lot of reasons, like his active buggering of Twitter and Tesla and for being a fascist fuckwit.
- Kanye West - worthless because of being a Hitler-loving, antisemitic shit-for-brains. Sure, "Ye" might be bipolar or whatever, but those who try to claim that's some sort of excuse for his dumbfuckery are doing a grave disservice to the millions of people with bipolar disorder who don't praise Hitler or hate Jews. Of course, there are plenty of other reasons that "Ye" is worthless, but I don't feel like writing about goddamn Kanye West anymore.
- Donald Trump - worthless because... well... I mean, he's Donald Trump. If I were going to list all the reasons Donald Trump is worthless, I'd be here typing into this text field for almost literally the rest of the year.
