(Full headline, because Dreamwidth continues to suck shit for subject line length: "Maybe Chelsea Handler’s Video About Being Childless Is Cringe, But the Call for Her to Stay Barefoot and Pregnant Instead Is Worse")
Hey. Hey, Cracked. Psst. Listen. I have a hot pro-tip for you, courtesy of Some More News:
Perhaps Ben Shapiro shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone about anything.
"Is Ben Shapiro a liar or just lazy and dumb? The answer may definitely not surprise you!"
Hey, Cracked, I'm sure you remember Cody Johnston, right? You know, that guy you unceremoniously dumped back in 2017, along with several other of your best creators, making your website pretty fucking shitty in the process? That guy? He's actually still around, and he's still pretty funny. (At least when he's not using hand puppets or whatever, anyway.)
Also, Cracked, stop saying "cringe." It's cringe.
Hey. Hey, Cracked. Psst. Listen. I have a hot pro-tip for you, courtesy of Some More News:
Perhaps Ben Shapiro shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone about anything.
"Is Ben Shapiro a liar or just lazy and dumb? The answer may definitely not surprise you!"
Hey, Cracked, I'm sure you remember Cody Johnston, right? You know, that guy you unceremoniously dumped back in 2017, along with several other of your best creators, making your website pretty fucking shitty in the process? That guy? He's actually still around, and he's still pretty funny. (At least when he's not using hand puppets or whatever, anyway.)
Also, Cracked, stop saying "cringe." It's cringe.