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And absolutely nothing whatsoever of value was lost.
You see, that's because Faux Noise, even when Fucker Carlson was still there, was already utterly bereft of any and all value. This is like if you had a severely overfilled-to-the-point-of-bursting septic tank, and all you did was pump out a single turd and call it a day. Sure, that turd might have been one of the biggest, stinkiest, most disgusting turds in the septic tank, but even after its removal, you're still left with a grossly overstuffed septic tank.
And here, now, is the obligatory apology to the concept of septic tanks, because septic tanks, unlike Faux Noise, actually serve a legitimate purpose in this world.
You see, that's because Faux Noise, even when Fucker Carlson was still there, was already utterly bereft of any and all value. This is like if you had a severely overfilled-to-the-point-of-bursting septic tank, and all you did was pump out a single turd and call it a day. Sure, that turd might have been one of the biggest, stinkiest, most disgusting turds in the septic tank, but even after its removal, you're still left with a grossly overstuffed septic tank.
And here, now, is the obligatory apology to the concept of septic tanks, because septic tanks, unlike Faux Noise, actually serve a legitimate purpose in this world.
