"Hi. Joe Biden is the presumptive Democratic nominee in 2024. What this episode presupposes is... what if he wasn't?"
Yeah, the fact that primaries are state-by-state, completely different shit depending on the state in question, and not all held on the same day is apeshittingly bugfuck.
All that other stuff Cody said... eh. *shrug* The gist of the episode, in general: Joe Biden sucks, but not nearly as much as Trump sucks, so let's use that as a jumping off point to talk about primaries in general, from like a century ago to now, while reminding everyone at every possible opportunity that Biden sucks, though not as much as Trump, who is still orders of magnitude worse than Biden could ever possibly be, even though Biden is pretty bad. Oh, right, primaries, so let's dunk on the whole Bernie/Hillary thing again, too.
Also, we almost had an episode that successfully didn't involve Warmbo in any way. Almost. *weary sigh*