"WHAT IS THE BEST DORITO!? Doritos Flavors Ranked!"

[kane_magus]

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I don't know what it is about watching a 30+ minute video of two[1] grown men rating a couple dozen different varieties of Doritos that is so amusing to me, but it just is.

I honestly don't recall ever trying any kind of Doritos other than the "normal" Nacho Cheese stuff. It's okay (though I liked them way more as a kid than I do now), but if they're claiming that Cool Ranch is god-tier and even better than the OG, I might have to actually try that one of these day. I haven't even heard of most of the other flavors, though. In any case, I'm way closer to Jesse/Nowacking than Nick/Lanipator when it comes to hot/spicy stuff, however, so I probably would have little to no interest in trying even the so-called Murder Chip (which, they all claimed, was actually the blandest of them all).

Unlike with the Oreos thing and the Christmas cocktails thing and the mystery breakfast thing and the ramen drinks thing and the holiday sodas thing, Scott/KaiserNeko (perhaps wisely) didn't participate in this one.[1]

[1] - Three, including that guy that kept walking in from offscreen. Maybe four? I'm not sure how many other people behind the camera were talking? Maybe Kaiser actually was there? *shrug*

Comments

[goldpseudo]

I love me the "Sweet Chili Heat" flavoured Doritos; not sure if that's just the Canadian branding of the "Spicy Sweet Chili" in the video, or if it's its own thing.

I'm sure I've seen Cool Ranch Doritos on the shelves, but this whole concept of it being a "classic" flavour is completely foreign to me. Classic Doritos flavour = Nacho cheese, and that's it. Probably should check it out next time I'm feeling junk foody.

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Edit: Grabbed a bag last night when I was grocery shopping. I've definitely had this flavour before, but I don't recall it ever being on a Dorito. I could've sworn that we had just "Ranch" potato chips when I was growing up, but I can't find any evidence that they ever existed; also can't remember what brand they would've been but it was probably Ruffles (which is also a Frito-Lay brand, so wouldn't surprise me that they just ended up reusing the same flavoring).

As for the flavor itself, it's pretty much exactly what I expected from the description: Ranch-flavoured corn chips. Tasty enough, but I don't know that I'd ever call it better than the classic Nacho.

[kane_magus]

I've seen such things on the shelves at grocery stores around here, but I don't think I've ever had a Ranch-flavored potato chip myself. That said, what I have had before was normal potato chips with an actual dip made of Ranch dressing on the side, which was pretty good. But based on that, at least, I'd agree that I probably wouldn't consider it to be better than original Nacho Doritos, either.