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Just about everybody seems to be hemming and hawing about Biden's "viability" as a candidate after the debate[1]. We get it. We know. It's obvious. Biden sucks. He always has. This is not news.
But look, Biden could be a literal fucking corpse by the time of election day 2024, and even in that state of non-existence, he would still be a better candidate for POTUS than Trump, and I would still vote for his corpse before I would vote for goddamned Trump. Or, more realistically, I would vote for Kamala Harris (or whoever the DNC decided to replace her with as a candidate, even if it was the famous wet, leaky sack of dogshit) before I would ever vote for Trump.
Comparing suckage here, if Biden sucks like a vacuum cleaner, then Trump sucks like a certain deep sea pipe[2].
So, just to say it yet again: to hell forever with fucking goddamned Donald Trump, and the sooner the better.
[1] - You know, that debate where Dumbfuck Trump literally claimed that Democrats want to kill babies, among many other flagrant lies and dumbshit things like that. And yet, his lickspittles all claim he did great. Go fucking figure. *eye roll*[3]
[2] - Let me just say, it was more difficult than it should have been to find a version of that video that didn't have shitty, stupid, unfunny sound effects added to it. I'm pretty sure the one I linked to there was the original, or close to it.
[3] - And, more importantly, instead of focusing on Donald Trump's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs statements, Biden "supporters" are instead focusing on Biden's performance, which wasn't great, but was still better than Trump's, simply by virtue of the fact that at least Biden wasn't spewing nothing but brazen dishonesty the way Trump was (the way Trump always does). At least Biden wasn't completely out of touch with actual reality. (I mean, yes, even Biden said a few things that weren't 1000% accurate, and the fact-checkers all made absolutely sure to point it out, but even so, Biden wasn't blatantly and continuously making shit up completely out of whole cloth the way Trump was.)
But look, Biden could be a literal fucking corpse by the time of election day 2024, and even in that state of non-existence, he would still be a better candidate for POTUS than Trump, and I would still vote for his corpse before I would vote for goddamned Trump. Or, more realistically, I would vote for Kamala Harris (or whoever the DNC decided to replace her with as a candidate, even if it was the famous wet, leaky sack of dogshit) before I would ever vote for Trump.
Comparing suckage here, if Biden sucks like a vacuum cleaner, then Trump sucks like a certain deep sea pipe[2].
So, just to say it yet again: to hell forever with fucking goddamned Donald Trump, and the sooner the better.
[1] - You know, that debate where Dumbfuck Trump literally claimed that Democrats want to kill babies, among many other flagrant lies and dumbshit things like that. And yet, his lickspittles all claim he did great. Go fucking figure. *eye roll*[3]
[2] - Let me just say, it was more difficult than it should have been to find a version of that video that didn't have shitty, stupid, unfunny sound effects added to it. I'm pretty sure the one I linked to there was the original, or close to it.
[3] - And, more importantly, instead of focusing on Donald Trump's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs statements, Biden "supporters" are instead focusing on Biden's performance, which wasn't great, but was still better than Trump's, simply by virtue of the fact that at least Biden wasn't spewing nothing but brazen dishonesty the way Trump was (the way Trump always does). At least Biden wasn't completely out of touch with actual reality. (I mean, yes, even Biden said a few things that weren't 1000% accurate, and the fact-checkers all made absolutely sure to point it out, but even so, Biden wasn't blatantly and continuously making shit up completely out of whole cloth the way Trump was.)
