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"Not sure we do mate."
On the one hand, it's like, if even Uwe Boll, of all people, is talking mad shit about your movie, that's saying something. On the other hand, Ooovuh probably wishes he could get "huge" stars like Cate Blanchett, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, or whoever to star in his dogshit """""movies."""""
Or... maybe not, because according to DuckDuckGo GPT-4o mini, these are the top 20 biggest name actors to ever be in a Uwe Boll movie (copy/pasted directly from the chatbot):
Uwe Boll is a German filmmaker known for his adaptations of video games into films, often receiving mixed to negative reviews. Despite this, several well-known actors have appeared in his movies. Here are 20 notable actors who have worked with Uwe Boll:
1. **Jason Statham** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale."
2. **Ron Perlman** - Starred in "In the Name of the King."
3. **Christian Slater** - Featured in "Alone in the Dark."
4. **Tara Reid** - Appeared in "Alone in the Dark."
5. **Michael Madsen** - Worked in "BloodRayne."
6. **Billy Zane** - Starred in "BloodRayne."
7. **Ben Kingsley** - Appeared in "BloodRayne."
8. **John Rhys-Davies** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
9. **Udo Kier** - Worked in several Boll films, including "BloodRayne."
10. **Ralf Moeller** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King."
11. **Natassia Malthe** - Starred in "BloodRayne."
12. **Lance Henriksen** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
13. **Michael Paré** - Appeared in "Alone in the Dark."
14. **Dominique Swain** - Starred in "Alone in the Dark."
15. **Kirk Acevedo** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King."
16. **Matthew Lillard** - Featured in "Alone in the Dark."
17. **David Carradine** - Appeared in "Seed."
18. **Crispin Glover** - Starred in "Seed."
19. **Sharon Stone** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
20. **Edward Furlong** - Appeared in "Seed."
These actors have contributed to various projects directed by Uwe Boll, showcasing a mix of established talent and rising stars.
I'ma fact check this list real "quick"-like. Let's see...
Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, and John Rhys-Davis were in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. No mention by the chatbot of Burt Reynolds or Ray Liotta, who were also in that movie. Lance Henriksen and Sharon Stone were not in that movie, as far as I can tell, at least based on Wikipedia and IMDB. (That said, Henriksen at least was in another Boll-related thing, Alone in the Dark II. Sharon Stone, from what I can tell, has never been in any Uwe Boll-related """""movie.""""")
David Carradine, Crispin Glover, and Edward Furlong were not in Seed (nor were they in Seed 2/Blood Valley: Seed's Revenge for that matter). Jodelle Ferland, who was in Seed, is not mentioned in the list. (David Carradine was in a completely unrelated movie called The Bad Seed, which is... close... I guess? Okay, no, not really.)
Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, and Ben Kingsley were in BloodRayne. No mention of Kristanna Loken (who, you know, played the main character, Rayne [though she's probably "better" known as the T-X from Terminator 3]), Michelle Rodriguez or... uh... Meat Loaf. No idea who Natassia Malthe is, but she apparently was not in BloodRayne. (She was in Alone in the Dark II, though, with Lance Henriksen.)
Christian Slater and Tara Reid were in Alone in the Dark. Dominique Swain and Matthew Lillard were not. (Also, "interestingly," Ho-Sung Pak was in Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne. Ho-Sung Pak is the dude who played Liu Kang in the first couple Mortal Kombats. The games, I mean, not the movies. The movies was Robin Shou [who apparently has not been in a Boll-thing.])
Additionally, Michael Paré was in Seed and BloodRayne (and other Boll """films"""), but was not in Alone in the Dark. That said, he was also in Alone in the Dark II (with the ones mentioned above... and also Danny Trejo, who wasn't mentioned at all in the above list), so... the bot still screwed up, but not by much in this one particular case.
As for the rest of the names from the list above that I didn't mention, I've never heard of them and thus don't much care one way or the other.
So... yeah, unless I fucked up my own fact checking in some way, it looks like GPT-4o wasn't too accurate there, but it wasn't entirely inaccurate, either, I guess?
Also, just to note, I have seen zero (0) of the above mentioned movies myself.
...
In any case, while I'm not sure if Eli Roth has yet reached the depths of horseshit that Uwe Boll has, he certainly seems to be heading in that direction with Borderlands.
(EDIT) And also, this isn't the first time Uwe Boll has shat on Eli Roth, either. (/EDIT)
Oh, and in related news, speaking of probably dogshit video game movies to come, someone is apparently making a movie based on Eternal Champions, of all things. What.
Given that we already have cinematic masterpieces like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and Double Dragon to compare it to, I cannot wait to see how stinky a pile of dogshit this Eternal Champions movie will be. And I'm only being, like, maybe, 98% sarcastic there.
ClayFighter movie when?!!!!
On the one hand, it's like, if even Uwe Boll, of all people, is talking mad shit about your movie, that's saying something. On the other hand, Ooovuh probably wishes he could get "huge" stars like Cate Blanchett, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, or whoever to star in his dogshit """""movies."""""
Or... maybe not, because according to DuckDuckGo GPT-4o mini, these are the top 20 biggest name actors to ever be in a Uwe Boll movie (copy/pasted directly from the chatbot):
Uwe Boll is a German filmmaker known for his adaptations of video games into films, often receiving mixed to negative reviews. Despite this, several well-known actors have appeared in his movies. Here are 20 notable actors who have worked with Uwe Boll:
1. **Jason Statham** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale."
2. **Ron Perlman** - Starred in "In the Name of the King."
3. **Christian Slater** - Featured in "Alone in the Dark."
4. **Tara Reid** - Appeared in "Alone in the Dark."
5. **Michael Madsen** - Worked in "BloodRayne."
6. **Billy Zane** - Starred in "BloodRayne."
7. **Ben Kingsley** - Appeared in "BloodRayne."
8. **John Rhys-Davies** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
9. **Udo Kier** - Worked in several Boll films, including "BloodRayne."
10. **Ralf Moeller** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King."
11. **Natassia Malthe** - Starred in "BloodRayne."
12. **Lance Henriksen** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
13. **Michael Paré** - Appeared in "Alone in the Dark."
14. **Dominique Swain** - Starred in "Alone in the Dark."
15. **Kirk Acevedo** - Appeared in "In the Name of the King."
16. **Matthew Lillard** - Featured in "Alone in the Dark."
17. **David Carradine** - Appeared in "Seed."
18. **Crispin Glover** - Starred in "Seed."
19. **Sharon Stone** - Featured in "In the Name of the King."
20. **Edward Furlong** - Appeared in "Seed."
These actors have contributed to various projects directed by Uwe Boll, showcasing a mix of established talent and rising stars.
I'ma fact check this list real "quick"-like. Let's see...
Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, and John Rhys-Davis were in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. No mention by the chatbot of Burt Reynolds or Ray Liotta, who were also in that movie. Lance Henriksen and Sharon Stone were not in that movie, as far as I can tell, at least based on Wikipedia and IMDB. (That said, Henriksen at least was in another Boll-related thing, Alone in the Dark II. Sharon Stone, from what I can tell, has never been in any Uwe Boll-related """""movie.""""")
David Carradine, Crispin Glover, and Edward Furlong were not in Seed (nor were they in Seed 2/Blood Valley: Seed's Revenge for that matter). Jodelle Ferland, who was in Seed, is not mentioned in the list. (David Carradine was in a completely unrelated movie called The Bad Seed, which is... close... I guess? Okay, no, not really.)
Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, and Ben Kingsley were in BloodRayne. No mention of Kristanna Loken (who, you know, played the main character, Rayne [though she's probably "better" known as the T-X from Terminator 3]), Michelle Rodriguez or... uh... Meat Loaf. No idea who Natassia Malthe is, but she apparently was not in BloodRayne. (She was in Alone in the Dark II, though, with Lance Henriksen.)
Christian Slater and Tara Reid were in Alone in the Dark. Dominique Swain and Matthew Lillard were not. (Also, "interestingly," Ho-Sung Pak was in Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne. Ho-Sung Pak is the dude who played Liu Kang in the first couple Mortal Kombats. The games, I mean, not the movies. The movies was Robin Shou [who apparently has not been in a Boll-thing.])
Additionally, Michael Paré was in Seed and BloodRayne (and other Boll """films"""), but was not in Alone in the Dark. That said, he was also in Alone in the Dark II (with the ones mentioned above... and also Danny Trejo, who wasn't mentioned at all in the above list), so... the bot still screwed up, but not by much in this one particular case.
As for the rest of the names from the list above that I didn't mention, I've never heard of them and thus don't much care one way or the other.
So... yeah, unless I fucked up my own fact checking in some way, it looks like GPT-4o wasn't too accurate there, but it wasn't entirely inaccurate, either, I guess?
Also, just to note, I have seen zero (0) of the above mentioned movies myself.
...
In any case, while I'm not sure if Eli Roth has yet reached the depths of horseshit that Uwe Boll has, he certainly seems to be heading in that direction with Borderlands.
(EDIT) And also, this isn't the first time Uwe Boll has shat on Eli Roth, either. (/EDIT)
Oh, and in related news, speaking of probably dogshit video game movies to come, someone is apparently making a movie based on Eternal Champions, of all things. What.
Given that we already have cinematic masterpieces like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and Double Dragon to compare it to, I cannot wait to see how stinky a pile of dogshit this Eternal Champions movie will be. And I'm only being, like, maybe, 98% sarcastic there.
ClayFighter movie when?!!!!
