"Canada the 51st US state? Trudeau says 'not going to happen'"

[kane_magus]

So... not only is there talk of Dumbfuck Trump wanting to retake the Panama Canal and buy Greenland (or, apparently, take it by military force if need be) and not only is there talk about Dumbshit Trump wanting to rename the Gulf of Mexico to gUlF oF aMeRiCa, there is also talk of Dicklint Trump wanting to annex Canada as the 51st state of the United States. And the really absurd thing is that too much of this talk seems to be treating this asinine scenario like it's actually plausible (if highly unlikely), rather than simply being framed as discussing the burbling gibberish of a delusional, demented, clinically insane, dumbass puddle of diarrhea. I think the problem might be less that Trump needs to "give [his] head a shake" and more that Trump's head was already shaken way too much and way too hard when he was a baby (or, alternatively, the real problem is that his dumb baby head was shaken too little and not hard enough, to the point where we wouldn't have had to deal with his stupid horseshit at all, now, 78 years later).

Really, I guess I'm just going to need to once again altogether stop listening to the two or three NPR stations available to me in the car (as that's where I heard about this "Canada as the 51st state" dumbfuckery), like I decided to do at some point between 2016 and 2021, because they're apparently going to be pretty much nothing but Donald Trump news 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for the entirety of the next turdish quadrennium. And again, the fucking moron still isn't even actually the POTUS again, yet. That's not for almost another whole week yet. Jesus dickhole.