A movie based on the View-Master...

This... ...this is just... ...this is going too far. What's next? The Slinky? Rubik's Cube? Connect Four?

Let me just do a Google search and...

Oh dear... they are making a Slinky movie. Or at least were at one point, anyway, since this dates back to over five years ago. Did this actually get made for real?

At least there's no Rubik's Cube or Connect Four movies yet. Unless you count crappy Youtube videos. (Which I don't, and thus won't be linking them here. I mean, they weren't even awesome like the ones that rabbitucker linked.)