Cellphone text spam

I usually almost never receive spam messages on my cellphone, but when I do...

I don't know what shitbag asshats out there have gotten it into their diseased minds to start sending porn site text spam to my cellphone, including goddamn two o'clock in the goddamn morning last goddamn night as well as just now and yesterday evening, but I sincerely wish them a slow, excruciating death via forcible insertion into their urethras a sharp, too wide, rusty metal pipe filled with necrotizing fasciitis. Fuck them, savagely, in their stupid assholes, with a razor-wire wrapped dildo soaked in napalm set ablaze only after full insertion. Then again, fire is probably too quick and easy an exit for them, so maybe leave off the napalm.

Yeah... it's probably fairly clear that I'm not too terribly appreciative of these happenings.