"The Final Cryamore Kickstarter Update"

Below is the copy/paste (with formatting to match their italicization and bolding) of a Kickstarter update I just received via email for a project to which I pledged way back in the Hadean era and had completely forgotten about until now.

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( Long rant (not mine) behind cut. (Bolding and italics theirs, not mine.) )

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Wow.