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Got this via email from Cultic Games on Kickstarter.

The gist: they have nothing to do with this new game that I wasn't even aware existed prior to getting that email.

My take: Well, considering that the first game was a broken, unfinished (and, in my case at least, unfinishable) mess, I don't see how the new dev (Misterial Games or whatever) could do much worse than Cultic Games did. *shrug*

And this new game has the same publisher as the first game, so who's to say it won't also become a broken, unfinished, unfinishable mess the same as the first game, and for the same reasons?

In any case, I probably won't think much about either of these games anymore, after I press the "post" button on this entry here. Unless I happen to get more Kickstarter emails.
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Yeah, I might've been willing to drop $30 on Kickstarter for Star Citizen 11 years ago, but I have no interest in spending $48,000 on it now. Or, like, even a millionth of $48,000 for that matter. The number of fucks I give about Star Citizen now is well into the negatives.

Just to note, you're eligible to buy this $48,000 bundle only if you're a complete and total dumbass who has already spent at least $10,000 on Star Citizen, apparently.
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"Hi. In today's episode, we look at how people make money on the internet, how vulnerable tech platforms affect people's livelihoods, and why 'being your own boss' often means your boss is just Jeff Bezos."
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Link to Kickstarter update.

I read the post and watched the video, and I'm not really sure what to make of it all.

All I know for sure, at least as far as it pertains to me, myself, and I, is that I responded to the Kickstarter message I got on March 1, 2021, after the previous Cryamore Kickstarter update, and indicated that I wanted a refund. I considered not bothering with it, but the tone of that previous update (which was the first indication I had that there was any kind of drama going on) kind of rubbed me the wrong way at the time, so due to that, I responded with "YES" and my information. The above linked update is the first and only communication of any sort that I have seen from this guy and this project at all since that point, over a year and a half later. I haven't gotten a refund yet, nor am I actually expecting a refund at this point, nor do I honestly much care either way. If I get a refund, great. If I don't, I'm not really sweating it. Simply put, this is just one failed Kickstarter among several others that I've backed and gotten nothing out of it, no more and no less. I'm not upset about that. It's a thing. It happens. That's the risk you run when you give money to something like this. It's simply yet another tiny bullet point on the long list of reasons for me to never back another crowd-funded project.

I'm mostly just intrigued by all the fucked up drama that is surrounding this particular Kickstarter project, at least on the occasions such as this that I'm reminded that this Kickstarter project even existed in the first place. I have absolutely zero clue as to whether this guy is on the level here or if he actually is as big of a scam artist as others claim. The whole thing seems rather hinky to me, especially with him running a GoFundMe campaign (in which he whines about being "canceled") in order to ask other people for money so that he can pay back Kickstarter backers or whatever. Kind of strange how he apparently went from bragging about "making close to $15K a month" to, now, having to do a GoFundMe to beg for money.

On the other hand, the comments under that Kickstarter update and the associated Youtube video are indeed pretty fucking vicious and brutal, which kind of lends credence to everything he said. It wouldn't surprise me a bit if it turns out he's the victim of a <insert number here>chan coordinated revenge operation or whatever. Assholes like that have harassed people for far less than this in the past, after all. Or... it could just be what it seems like on the surface, i.e. a bunch of pissy, entitled assholes who don't understand how Kickstarter works and have been hounding after this guy for the past decade as he claims. GIFT is a thing, after all. (As such, if he seriously thinks that merely giving them their money back is going to be enough to persuade them to finally stop harassing him, I think he's going to be sorely disappointed. He's proven himself to be a decent source of "lulz," after all, so why would they want to give that up?)

There's also the possibility that it could be a "little of column A/little of column B" situation.

As of this point, though, either way, I mostly no longer give a shit, outside of vague, morbid fascination with all the drama. Like I said, if I get a refund, I get a refund. If I don't, I don't. I'm not expecting it, and that $15 isn't going to make or break me, in any event.

The game itself still looks vaguely interesting, at least based on screenshots and teaser videos and the stuff he showed in that update video, so if against all odds it ever actually sees the light of day, I might still be willing to get it at some point in the far-flung, nebulous future, at a severe sale on Steam or some shit, same as I do with any other game these days.
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Another game being given away for free on GOG.

I don't know a single thing about this one, outside of what is said on the store page there. I mean, the name seems vaguely familiar, but that's about it. And yet, I own this one on Steam already, as well. I certainly don't recall buying it, and it doesn't show up in my individual Steam purchase history.(Pre-post "EDIT")[1](/Pre-post "EDIT") Then my only guess was that it had come with one of the several Humble Bundle things I've bought over the years, but it didn't show up in any of that, either. Then, because this was a mystery and it bugged me, I checked some emails and found that it was, apparently, a game that I'd backed on Kickstarter years ago. I'd backed a previous game of theirs before that (and there was another game they released for free [which I also have yet to actually play, myself]), which I do recall doing, and I guess I hazily recall getting emails via that campaign about the new campaign, so I must've backed the newer game as well, which I guess makes a bit of sense given that it would've been back during the time when I was sort of backing shit helter-skelter (and, to be fair, this does sound like the type of thing I definitely would've been interested in backing), before I altogether lost all interest in Kickstarter and crowd-funding in general, for multiple reasons.

Anyway, to get back to the point, it's yet another game that's being given away for free on GOG.com.

(Pre-post "EDIT") [1] - Ah, it does show up on the "Licenses and product key activations" page in Steam, just not on the "Purchase History" page. Apparently I activated it on Steam on Feb 26, 2020. Kickstarter says the game was "successfully funded" on Feb 18 2017 (with an "Estimated Delivery" date of October 2019, so not nearly as offbase a prediction as some other KS projects), and it seems I pledged ($15, as I was apparently one of the "Early Bird" backers) at some point in the month or so prior to that. Yeah, I do now kinda sorta recall backing this, so... mystery solved, I guess? (/Pre-post "EDIT")
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The Wikipedia page for the term feature creep should simply be replaced with screenshots of characters in Star Citizen laying in beds.

When I backed this game on Kickstarter about a hundred years ago, I was under the impression that mostly it was going to be a game about spaceships. Not sure why there needs to be bedsheet deformation physics in a spaceship game. Not sure why there needs to be beds in a spaceship game, either. Hell, for that matter, I'm not really sure why a spaceship game even necessarily needs human models, potentially capable of laying in beds or not, in the first place.

In any case, this game is yet another bullet point on a list of reasons why I no longer back crowd-funded projects. I've long since written this one off as a total loss.

And of course, as usual, there are some idiots/fanboys/reputation management drones/maybe butthurt members of the Star Citizen development team down in the comments trying to defend/excuse/mitigate the dumpster fire.
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(EDIT 3) And apparently the video I linked to there has been set to private, making it all a moot point. My only guess is that it got such a bad reaction that they just gave up. Or so I hope. Doesn't matter to me in any case, though, as I've still dropped them completely and washed my hands of it all, like a hot turd. (/EDIT 3)

"Axanar creator Alec Peters and Crypto investor/consultant (and Axanar co-director & editor) Mark Edward Lewis introduce you to the world of NFTs, Cryptocurrency and Metaverses! The 3rd iteration of the Internet is here and it can be confusing. Come learn all about it as Alec and Mark make it simple to understand, point you to resources to help you learn, and tell you about how Axanar is adopting NFT's as a tool this year!"



No, I will not be watching this worse-than-useless bullshit.

So, basically, Axanar has just given me yet another reason to wish that I'd never backed it on Kickstarter all those years ago. *weary sigh*

(EDIT)

*looks at the chat window next to the still-waiting-to-go-live Youtube shit*

It looks like they've deleted almost all of the negative comments from earlier today (including mine, where I posted the link to that "Line Goes Up" video).

Gonna copy/paste their spewings (edited to bold and italicize the comments from the Axanar account) from the chat log here (and what's there is apparently all that's there now):



Bullshit behind cut )



(EDIT 2)

Someone grabbed a screenshot of the initial chat messages that used to be there but which were then deleted by the Axanar assholes due to butthurt. It's crazy because the one I left was literally right below the "Ravyn Yarmuth" one.


(EDIT 5) Link to image for when Google Photos inevitably shits the bed (again).

Man, fuck Google Photos. (/EDIT 5)

(/EDIT 2)



So, anyway, I just unsubscribed from all their email lists (the ones I hadn't already unsubscribed from), and if I had been subscribed to their Youtube channel or following them on Twitter, which I wasn't, I'd be dumping that, too.

Yeah, I'm fucking done with Axanar altogether. As of now, I don't even want to see whatever bullshit movie/show/whatever final product they make, assuming they ever actually make anything at all, even if I did give them $25 eight years ago specifically for that purpose. Axanar and Alec Peters and Mark Edward Lewis and whoever else involved with the whole fiasco can eat shit and die at this point, as far as I'm concerned.

(/EDIT)

(EDIT 4)

That is how much antipathy I feel toward Axanar now.

(/EDIT 4)
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(Both just showed up in my Feedly feed, which is a bit odd, since one of them is dated over a week ago [and that's the one that was weirdly the more 'recent' of the two in my feed].)

Crowdfunded TitanReach MMO game project crashes and burns after developer spends investor money on a bad crypto gamble and a Tesla

Kickstarter says they 'won't make changes to Kickstarter without you' after blockchain backlash... but they will continue with blockchain plans

So, not just crypto/NFT bullshit, but also all the more reason to never again get involved in crowdfunding, in general, and Kickstarter, in particular.


Via Web 3 Is Going Great dot com.
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Spoiler alert: It has to do with blockchain bullshit.

The above is the first I've heard of this, but it's apparently been a thing for two months now. As if I didn't already have enough reasons to never use Kickstarter ever again. *shrug + weary sigh*

(And I guess the "nfts" tag has just become the default for crypto/blockchain-related dumbfuckery in addition to specifically NFT-related dumbshit. Oh well. It's all interrelated anyway. [EDIT] And, in fact, the old "nfts" tag has been renamed. [/EDIT])
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Below is the copy/paste (with formatting to match their italicization and bolding) of a Kickstarter update I just received via email for a project to which I pledged way back in the Hadean era and had completely forgotten about until now.



Long rant (not mine) behind cut. (Bolding and italics theirs, not mine.) )



Wow.

Shenmue 3

Nov. 19th, 2020 01:12 pm
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Meh. I went ahead and bought it on Steam, despite all the bullshit headache it had caused me in the past.

It's available right now at a 66% off sale for $22.09 USD (if you want the "digital deluxe" version, that is, aka the full, un-chopped-up-into-DLC game). Since $22.09 is less than the roughly $30 or whatever that I'd paid on the Kickstarter that I got refunded, I just said meh fuck it, and bought it (after checking to make sure it didn't have Denuvo, of course, and given that it's also available on GOG [with the same 66% off discounts, currently], I didn't think it would, and it didn't, so at least they are that smart, if nothing else).

Given that I already bought Shenmue I & II a while back, as well, I may just do a Shenmue playthrough at some point soon. Even if they didn't bother to implement a save import feature from the previous games in Shenmue 3.

The "normal" price for the "digital deluxe" version is $64.99, though, and if I'd checked Steam (or GOG) and saw it at that price, rather than the $22.09 it is right now, well, they couldn't have kissed my ass and died fast enough to suit me. As it is now, basically, I got Shenmue 3 for less than I would have if I'd just stuck with the Kickstarter bullshit, and that's just fine with me. I mean, sure, I could have and probably should have waited for an even steeper discount, like 75%-plus or some shit, but meh, whatever.

(EDIT) Oh, and apparently the Steam key that Kickstarter backers got is just for the "standard" edition, not the "digital deluxe" edition. I.e. if I'd stuck with the Kickstarter shit, I'd have had to buy the DLC in addition to the $29 I'd already paid into the Kickstarter, assuming I wanted the full game. So... really, I got the game for way cheaper this way, i.e. having refunded the Kickstarter shit and just buying it on sale for $22.09, than I otherwise would have if I hadn't refunded the Kickstarter horseshit, which would have been $29 plus $7.17 for the DLC (at the 60% off sale price, or $17.97 at non-sale prices). Kickstarter backers got fucked six ways to Sunday. (/EDIT)
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Huh. So John de Lancie has uploaded the full Bronies documentary on his Youtube channel (embedded above). While I paid money for this on the Kickstarter back in the day, I'm perfectly okay with Mr. de Lancie making it available for free on Youtube. I haven't watched it since I first got the DVDs in the mail while still living in WA, but what I recall of it was pretty interesting. I might just watch it again, which this would let me do, since my physical copies are still in the shipping boxes from WA, which are still under a mountain of clutter here in my sister's house (most of the boxes never even made it back to my mom's house at which I actually lived for three years or so after first moving back to NC from WA).

Indivisible

Oct. 8th, 2019 02:11 pm
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Indivisible is now available on Steam and GOG and PS4 and X-bone and Switch. (EDIT) Just to note, it was via Super Best Friends Play that I first heard of this game. (/EDIT)

Disclaimer: I backed this game on KickstarterIndiegogo, back in the Precambrian era when I still gave a shit about paying into crowd-sourced projects like this. I have installed it and will probably play it some later today, but I haven't touched it yet. That said, I may hold off for a bit, at least until they get the below issue worked out in a satisfactory manner.

Behind cut for length )
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Just received via Paypal my refund for Shenmue III, minus a little over 25¢, due to some Paypal fee or whatever (Ys Net apparently actually sent more than I'd paid into the Kickstarter, but then $1.64 of that was eaten by whatever the fee was).

Oh well. I'm not going to contest a quarter. I'm just glad to be done with it, at this point. *shrug+sigh*
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Fuck Epic Games Store.
Fuck Deep Silver.
Fuck Ys Net.
Fuck Shenmue III.
Fuck crowd-sourcing/crowd-funding/whatever the hell you want to call it.
Fuck video game exclusives, timed or otherwise, especially to worse-than-useless store clients I will never use.
Fuck potentially good games being ruined, at least for me, for shitty, stupid, tangential-to-the-game-itself reasons.
Fuck the modern video game industry.
Fuck disingenuous, dishonest, nigh-fraudulent (if not, perhaps, actually fraudulent), money-grubbing, hubristic shitheads.

This isn't the first time that I've decided to forego buying and playing a game that I had been extremely hyped about playing, at least prior to the surge of superfluous, extraneous dumbshit related to said game, and... well, I was about to say "and it probably won't be the last, either," but, no, I think at this point it probably will be the last, because I very seriously doubt that I will ever become even remotely as enthusiastic about any given new video game in the same way that I once was with Diablo III and Mass Effect 3 and Shenmue III, before those games went to shit for asinine reasons mostly unrelated to the actual games themselves...

...and that's actually kind of sad and depressing to contemplate, honestly.

(For reference, even though it should be, you know, right there below this post... at least if you're viewing this post on my main page anyway. If not, then, well, there's the link. >_>;)
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They nerfed pretty much everything that was being whinged about by the insecure, willpower-lacking children, it looks like.
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It was released today. Steam. GOG. Official site. (Well, it's either that or this.)

(EDIT) Twice, now, the game has crashed on me. Both times were when I was attempting to look at a bookcase. So... beware, I guess? (EDIT 2) Oh, and of course, when I got back to that point, I found out that the door right behind the bookcase was a fucking save point, so if I'd just gone in there first, I wouldn't have lost 10-15 minutes of playtime when the game goddamn crashed. *weary sigh* (/EDIT 2) (/EDIT)
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"Posted by Ys Net"



Read more... )



The comments are, of course, full of people telling them exactly what they need to do to "assess the situation."

(Also, there are more than a few trolls/fanbois/shills/reputation management drones/etc. [e.g. that WhiteLikePaste asshat] down there making their own inane comments and responding to others complaining and telling them how they're bad and wrong and how the developers and publishers and chosen storefront of Shenmue III are perfect in every way and so on and so forth, and those trolls/fanbois/shills/reputation management drones/etc. need to fuck off and die forever.)

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