Fucker Carlson is gone from Faux Noise.

And absolutely nothing whatsoever of value was lost.

You see, that's because Faux Noise, even when Fucker Carlson was still there, was already utterly bereft of any and all value. This is like if you had a severely overfilled-to-the-point-of-bursting septic tank, and all you did was pump out a single turd and call it a day. Sure, that turd might have been one of the biggest, stinkiest, most disgusting turds in the septic tank, but even after its removal, you're still left with a grossly overstuffed septic tank.

And here, now, is the obligatory apology to the concept of septic tanks, because septic tanks, unlike Faux Noise, actually serve a legitimate purpose in this world.

Last Week Tonight "Cryptocurrencies" and "Cryptocurrencies II"

Two videos in this post, because I somehow managed to miss the first video from five years ago.

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"Cryptocurrencies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)"

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"Digital currencies are generating a lot of excitement. John Oliver enlists Keegan-Michael Key to get potential investors equally excited about the concept of caution."

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"Cryptocurrencies II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)"

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"John Oliver discusses cryptocurrency, three of the biggest crypto companies to collapse over the past year, and what to do when your office is giving off 'crime vibes'."

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Yeah, not a whole lot I can add to this, at least not beyond everything I've already said in the past about all that crypto/blockchain/nft bullshit. It was bullshit five years ago, and it's still bullshit today.