"Unity announces its revamped pricing model"

"After outcry from the gaming community, Unity revealed a new plan that’s a drastic departure from what was initially announced."

Funny. Because all I'm hearing, still, is "never use Unity for anything at all ever."

"UNITY: DESTROY ALL GOODWILL IN 1 DAY, WR ANY% | Castle Super Beast Clips"

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So these two guys basically just completely clown all over Unity for a full half hour, and it's pretty fucking great.

(Also, say hello to the new "embracer group sucks" tag, because they go off on a brief tangent shitting on them, too. I fully expect to get more use out of that tag in the future.)

While I'm in a mood to dunk on Unity some more...

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Here's an analogy of the whole Unity situation, via "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories."

In this scenario, Charlie Murphy is the average dev using Unity, and Dave Chappelle-as-Rick James is the Unity company itself. Or, at least, that's what Unity was hoping it would be like. In reality, it's more like Charlie Murphy kicking Dave Chappelle-as-Rick James in the balls in response. (Including the insincere apology afterward.)

Hell, this is a pretty accurate representation of that matter, too.