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Even the incredibly rare few things that Trump himself managed to do that were, despite himself, actually good things are being struck down by the brazenly corrupt Supreme Court.
*weary fucking goddamned sigh*
"The ban was challenged by a Texas gun store owner..."
Of course this diarrhetic shit spewed forth from Texas: the bloated, tumorous asshole of the United States of America.
Also, this: "Clarence Thomas Rejects Bump Stock Ban After Praising Skill Involved In Mass Shooting"
This article from AboveTheLaw.com is kind of a gem.
"I did not have 'you've really got to appreciate the skill involved in mass murder' on my Supreme Court Bingo card."
...
"It's cliche at this point to say The Onion is real life, but this as close to 'Supreme Court Rule Death Penalty Is "Totally Badass"' as it gets."
...
"In any event, the Court's interpretation of this statute is pedantic nonsense. It's like walking into a sci-fi convention and saying 'well ACTUALLY the Enterprise does not travel faster than light because it's standing still while warping space around it.' Alas, Clarence Thomas will not receive the wedgie that this reasoning deserves."
..
"For his part, Sam Alito went out of his way to write a concurrence noting that the whole legislative history and intent and the common sense understanding of the terms of the statute would cover bump stocks, but also 'fuck you.'"
(Also, really, just look at the tremendous, masterful "skill" on display here[1]. That guy was sooooooo "skillful" that he didn't even realize just how "skillful" he was being there, considering he explicitly said "that shot much faster than I anticipated.")
Man... if only Clarence Thomas had just accepted John Oliver's offer and spared us all from such asinine dumbfuckery.
[1] - And, of course, all the ludicrous ammosexuals in the comments under that video are jizzing themselves to be the first to say "bruh you called a magazine a clip which totally discredits anything and everything you say about guns ever."
*weary fucking goddamned sigh*
"The ban was challenged by a Texas gun store owner..."
Of course this diarrhetic shit spewed forth from Texas: the bloated, tumorous asshole of the United States of America.
Also, this: "Clarence Thomas Rejects Bump Stock Ban After Praising Skill Involved In Mass Shooting"
This article from AboveTheLaw.com is kind of a gem.
"I did not have 'you've really got to appreciate the skill involved in mass murder' on my Supreme Court Bingo card."
...
"It's cliche at this point to say The Onion is real life, but this as close to 'Supreme Court Rule Death Penalty Is "Totally Badass"' as it gets."
...
"In any event, the Court's interpretation of this statute is pedantic nonsense. It's like walking into a sci-fi convention and saying 'well ACTUALLY the Enterprise does not travel faster than light because it's standing still while warping space around it.' Alas, Clarence Thomas will not receive the wedgie that this reasoning deserves."
..
"For his part, Sam Alito went out of his way to write a concurrence noting that the whole legislative history and intent and the common sense understanding of the terms of the statute would cover bump stocks, but also 'fuck you.'"
(Also, really, just look at the tremendous, masterful "skill" on display here[1]. That guy was sooooooo "skillful" that he didn't even realize just how "skillful" he was being there, considering he explicitly said "that shot much faster than I anticipated.")
Man... if only Clarence Thomas had just accepted John Oliver's offer and spared us all from such asinine dumbfuckery.
[1] - And, of course, all the ludicrous ammosexuals in the comments under that video are jizzing themselves to be the first to say "bruh you called a magazine a clip which totally discredits anything and everything you say about guns ever."
