Annoying phone calls.

[kane_magus]

I seriously wish I had the ability to touch my telephone and send a fireball or lightning bolt through the phone lines to fry the person and/or machine that last dialed my number.

Comments

[eibra.livejournal.com]

The patent on that device will make you a very rich man.

[owsf2000.livejournal.com]

After the patent is granted (They grant any patent that ends with a period in the US) the only red tape holding him back would be the legal snags that make it illegal to kill people for calling you. But yeah, rollin' in the bling no doubt!

[kane-magus.livejournal.com]

And in this case I'm sure they'd make an exception for me on that whole "killing people is illegal" thing, right? Well, if they won't, they should. It's for a good cause, after all!