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I'm sorry. Maybe it's because it's almost 4:30am or something, but I'm finding this to be far funnier than it probably has any right to be.
Impressions:
Page 1: "Um... ...nice shoes."
Page 2: "Yeah, Biff, why don't you just make like a tree and get out of there."
Page 3: "Er... ...yeah. I think those are the same shoes. Um hmm. Also, just what exactly is Discolored Mario trying to do down there? o_O"
Page 4: "Hmm. Not a lot to this one. Hmm... You know, if this was made in 1990, I bet that girl's around my age now... hmm. Hmm. Wait, what, is that a Nintendo jock strap or something over there...? Oh, no, never mind. Just an orange sock."
Page 5: "What the hell are they doing up there, exactly? o_O Anyway, those Nintendo watches actually did kick serious ass back in the day."
Page 6: "Uh, put on a shirt kid. Please. And some frickin' pants while you're at it, too."
Page 7: "That deformed Mario doll is pretty creepy. ...no, wait, hold on, you mean that watch really is 4-feet tall? I'll be damned."
Page 8: "Go ninja go ninja go ninja go!"
Page 9: "Ehhh... ...there are those shoes again."
Page 10: "Yeah, that Mario in the party hat thing is kind of... disturbing. And, why, on the cake, is one of his hands so much bigger and more deformed than the other one? Also, why does he have four fingers on the balloon and other things, but only three on the cake?"
Page 11: "No, seriously, what the hell is that?"
Page 12: "The poses they're forcing these kids to strike could be considered child abuse."
Page 13: "Those pajamas look just right to fit a Teletubbie or maybe one of those Boobah things. And the less I contemplate the Nintendo brand underwear, the healthier my mind will be, I think."
Page 14: "Eh, the Power Glove. That thing makes fun of itself."
Page 15: "Hmm, they're out of the frame in this shot, but I bet blondie is wearing those same shoes."
Page 16: "Yep, I thought so."
Page 17: "OMG, Simon's Quest! How degrading that such a cool game is being ignored in such a crappy ad. What's in the glass anyway, fruit punch... or blood?! Look out kid on the right! It's a trap!"
Page 18: "The Ultimate!!! Do it up right! Oh, and I bet having that screw puncturing your eye like that stings a bit, huh Mario?"
Impressions:
Page 1: "Um... ...nice shoes."
Page 2: "Yeah, Biff, why don't you just make like a tree and get out of there."
Page 3: "Er... ...yeah. I think those are the same shoes. Um hmm. Also, just what exactly is Discolored Mario trying to do down there? o_O"
Page 4: "Hmm. Not a lot to this one. Hmm... You know, if this was made in 1990, I bet that girl's around my age now... hmm. Hmm. Wait, what, is that a Nintendo jock strap or something over there...? Oh, no, never mind. Just an orange sock."
Page 5: "What the hell are they doing up there, exactly? o_O Anyway, those Nintendo watches actually did kick serious ass back in the day."
Page 6: "Uh, put on a shirt kid. Please. And some frickin' pants while you're at it, too."
Page 7: "That deformed Mario doll is pretty creepy. ...no, wait, hold on, you mean that watch really is 4-feet tall? I'll be damned."
Page 8: "Go ninja go ninja go ninja go!"
Page 9: "Ehhh... ...there are those shoes again."
Page 10: "Yeah, that Mario in the party hat thing is kind of... disturbing. And, why, on the cake, is one of his hands so much bigger and more deformed than the other one? Also, why does he have four fingers on the balloon and other things, but only three on the cake?"
Page 11: "No, seriously, what the hell is that?"
Page 12: "The poses they're forcing these kids to strike could be considered child abuse."
Page 13: "Those pajamas look just right to fit a Teletubbie or maybe one of those Boobah things. And the less I contemplate the Nintendo brand underwear, the healthier my mind will be, I think."
Page 14: "Eh, the Power Glove. That thing makes fun of itself."
Page 15: "Hmm, they're out of the frame in this shot, but I bet blondie is wearing those same shoes."
Page 16: "Yep, I thought so."
Page 17: "OMG, Simon's Quest! How degrading that such a cool game is being ignored in such a crappy ad. What's in the glass anyway, fruit punch... or blood?! Look out kid on the right! It's a trap!"
Page 18: "The Ultimate!!! Do it up right! Oh, and I bet having that screw puncturing your eye like that stings a bit, huh Mario?"
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Date: 2006-01-22 01:57 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2006-01-23 09:08 pm (UTC)From:Also, I will not reveal how many of those products I actually own, except to say it is LESS than 20.