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"The 'fartrepreneur' wound up in the hospital with fart-related distress from her high-fiber diet.

"A reality TV star who sells her farts in jars has decided to stop selling them, despite making $1,000 per jar. But fans of her work shouldn’t worry too much. She’s still going to sell her farts as non-fungible tokens, more commonly known as NFTs."



This has to be the nadir of humanity, right? I mean, it has to be. Even if humanity ends up literally destroying itself in a nuclear hellfire at some point in the future, even that would have to be preferable to this, wouldn't it? ¬_¬

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