That's sort of how I sleep now *de facto.* Hell, too often it seems more like quadriphasic or octophasic than biphasic. >_>; Very rare is the night that I sleep a full, undisturbed 7-9 hours or whatever. Some nights, I (feel like I) don't sleep at all. https://t.co/p0knDb59Kv
— Kane Magus (@KaneMagus) January 9, 2022
Also, I like how the headline is "can help the sleep-deprived today," while in the article itself, one of the researchers is "concerned that arguments about alleged sleeping patterns in the past ... are sometimes presented as a possible remedy for our modern sleeping disorders."
— Kane Magus (@KaneMagus) January 9, 2022
My (facetious) theory on sleep is one I first heard from a guy with whom I went to DigiPen, during freshman year (i.e. 2004-2005): "The need for sleep is simply a chronic disease, affecting all of humanity and all living things, for which science has not yet found the cure." ¬_¬
— Kane Magus (@KaneMagus) January 9, 2022
I'm weird. When I'm up, I almost never want to go to bed. You know... 報復性熬夜 and all that shit, if I can get away with it. But then, when I'm in bed, I almost never want to get up in the morning. It's not too great, whichever the case.
— Kane Magus (@KaneMagus) January 9, 2022
The article link, again, for easier reference. The above also references 報復性熬夜 and my personal, not-really-serious theory of sleep (and, yeah, I remembered where and when I first heard it, between the time of that post and now).
In related news, I slept like shit last night. In other words, same ol' same ol', nothing new under the sun.
Had a weird dream in which I was laying in bed trying to sleep (imagine that), the door to my room was locked (IRL, the door doesn't even have a lock on it), and my brother (who doesn't live here, but was visiting, in the dream) was trying different keys on it, attempting to unlock it for whatever reason, apparently because he and my sister thought that I'd been in bed long enough. Needless to say, the dream sucked ass.