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Full headline, because of Dreamwidth suckage: "If you thought things couldn't get stupider, someone just held a CO2 reader up to a PC to prove 'bitcoin mining has zero carbon emissions'"
No, you fucking dumbshit chode, your fucking worthless piece of shit bitcoin miners aren't the things that are directly emitting pollutants, you fucking dumbshit chode. It's the power stations providing the grotesquely massive amounts of power for you to run your fucking worthless piece of shit bitcoin miners that are emitting the pollutants, you fucking dumbshit chode.
And, of course, a bunch of fucking dumbshit chode techbros in the comments all going "It's just a joke bruh," which the article itself had already predicted would be the case. Either that or a bunch of mostly irrelevant whataboutisms.
"Texas..."
Enough said, right there.
No, you fucking dumbshit chode, your fucking worthless piece of shit bitcoin miners aren't the things that are directly emitting pollutants, you fucking dumbshit chode. It's the power stations providing the grotesquely massive amounts of power for you to run your fucking worthless piece of shit bitcoin miners that are emitting the pollutants, you fucking dumbshit chode.
And, of course, a bunch of fucking dumbshit chode techbros in the comments all going "It's just a joke bruh," which the article itself had already predicted would be the case. Either that or a bunch of mostly irrelevant whataboutisms.
"Texas..."
Enough said, right there.
