"Don't hold your pizza like that"

[kane_magus]

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I don't like how this video makes it seem like the Julie Nolke on the right "won" this argument, because the Julie Nolke on the left is absolutely the correct one here. Fucking don't fucking hold your fucking pizza like that. And as oneseveral of the comments under the video said, there definitely is a law against it. It's called the law of gravity.

Unless you bought the pizza solely for yourself and you actually like messy, half folded over, smushed up pizza that clumped down in the bottom most part of the wrongly vertical box, in which case you do you live your best life YOLO platitudinous phrase, I guess. *shrug*

However, if you bought a pizza that you were expecting me to eat, I'd damn well sure tell you that you were holding it wrong. I'd probably still (try to) eat it, mind you, but I'd be quite annoyed about it.