"The cage match is back: Musk says Zuck fight will 'be live-streamed on X'"

[kane_magus]

"Billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agreed to a cage match in June, but news has been relatively quiet for the last month."

The absolute best possible case, here, is that they somehow manage to literally kill each other. Whether that's by accident, on purpose, or via a meteorite crashing into whatever venue they use to do this shit, I don't care which. An acceptable case is that one of them kills the other. While I don't like Zuckerberg either and would find him being on the receiving end good enough, I would rather it be him killing Musk than the other way around. The bare minimum acceptable case is that they just, like, make abject fools of themselves on stream or whatever. The worst case is that one or both of them chickens out before the event.

In any case, I won't say that this is the most asinine thing I've ever heard of, because, you know, Donald Trump exists, but it's still pretty high up on the list of most asinine things I've ever heard of. I have zero interest in watching this. At most, I just want a casualty report of the aftermath, fingers crossed.

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[scissorsevered]

Your frequent usage of "asinine" in your posts has caused the word to enter my regular vocabulary, so I thank you!

[kane_magus]

Yeah, I particularly like it because while it's good enough merely as a synonym for "stupid," it also has the second definition of "of, relating to, or resembling an ass." In most cases, like this cage fight thing, both of those meanings fit very well.