"Hi. People say 'the government should run more like a business' all the time, but when you think about it, that's a pretty bad idea precisely because of how businesses work."
Betteridge's Law of Headlines strikes again.
Also, spoiler alert: it's all fascist, Nazi shit. Because, these days, of course it is.
(I certainly wouldn't mind if the current government [as in the people in charge of said government, not necessarily the rank and file workers] was run like Battle Royale or The Hunger Games or The Long Walk or Survival of the Fittest or the Thunderdome [but only as long as the surviving winner is immediately fed feet first into a wood chipper].)