RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!

You know what's worse than being awakened at 8:30am on a Saturday by cell phone spam? Being awakened at 4:30am on a Thursday (or any day, for that matter) by cell phone spam. That's two text spam messages I've received within the past week, after not even being able to remember at all when the last time I got one was. I truly hope this doesn't become a Thing™ now.

WBC claims the Josh Powell murder/suicide is God's punishment for WA's support of gay marriage

Yes, they actually said this. They are also planning to (air-quotes) "protest" at the funeral for the two Powell boys.

I'm sorry for anyone I am about to offend or disgust here (aside from the people I am explicitly insulting, obviously), but Fred Phelps is a green puddle of diarrhetic fecal matter and the rest of the Westboro Baptist (air-quotes) "Church" are the retarded dogs gathering around to drink that puddle dry.

(Look, I fully realize that these assclowns only say and do stuff like this because they are unrepentant attention whores, but sometimes they say or do something that is just soooo batshit crazy that I can't help but feel compelled to post about it. Human train wreck, can't look away, and all that. Such is the case here as well.)

Super Mario Bros. Crossover ver. 2.0

"Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2.0 Trailer" (Watch on YouTube)

This game has been around for a while now, but as you can see from the video there, they've definitely made some improvements to it.