"7 Reasons 'Assassin's Creed [Unity]' Is the Least Playable Game Ever"

Cracked, there has been a definitive downward slide in the quality of your overall output lately, but this one is one of the good ones.

Also, unlike on most other Internet websites, the comments under this article are pretty good as well (at least as long as you press the button to sort by votes first, anyway). Of course, replies to said comments may not be the most intelligent in the world, mind you, but you can't win 'em all.