To hell with political spam texts

For the past several days, I've been getting roughly a trillion or so text messages on my cellphone about the upcoming Georgia election, referring to me by names that are not me, all of them from dumbfuck Republican groups who apparently think I'm someone who actually lives in Georgia and who gives a shit about "stopping Nancy Pelosi" or whatever asinine fuckshittery. (I'd much rather stop Bitch McConnell than Nancy Pelosi.)

On the one hand, I wish horrible, lingering, agonizing death on them all and want them to stop texting me.

On the other hand, I suppose it's a good thing that they've fucked up their cellphone number lists such that I'm intercepting texts originally meant for other people, presumably Republicans, who presumably do live in Georgia, such that those people are not seeing these texts, because every tiny little thing that can potentially prevent the election of more Republicans to Congress is a great thing, in my book. *shrug*