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"Not sure we do mate."
On the one hand, it's like, if even Uwe Boll, of all people, is talking mad shit about your movie, that's saying something. On the other hand, Ooovuh probably wishes he could get "huge" stars like Cate Blanchett, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, or whoever to star in his dogshit """""movies."""""
Or... maybe not, because according to DuckDuckGo GPT-4o mini, these are the top 20 biggest name actors to ever be in a Uwe Boll movie (copy/pasted directly from the chatbot):
( Chatbot related shenanigans behind cut )
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In any case, while I'm not sure if Eli Roth has yet reached the depths of horseshit that Uwe Boll has, he certainly seems to be heading in that direction with Borderlands.
(EDIT) And also, this isn't the first time Uwe Boll has shat on Eli Roth, either. (/EDIT)
Oh, and in related news, speaking of probably dogshit video game movies to come, someone is apparently making a movie based on Eternal Champions, of all things. What.
Given that we already have cinematic masterpieces like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and Double Dragon to compare it to, I cannot wait to see how stinky a pile of dogshit this Eternal Champions movie will be. And I'm only being, like, maybe, 98% sarcastic there.
ClayFighter movie when?!!!!
On the one hand, it's like, if even Uwe Boll, of all people, is talking mad shit about your movie, that's saying something. On the other hand, Ooovuh probably wishes he could get "huge" stars like Cate Blanchett, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, or whoever to star in his dogshit """""movies."""""
Or... maybe not, because according to DuckDuckGo GPT-4o mini, these are the top 20 biggest name actors to ever be in a Uwe Boll movie (copy/pasted directly from the chatbot):
( Chatbot related shenanigans behind cut )
...
In any case, while I'm not sure if Eli Roth has yet reached the depths of horseshit that Uwe Boll has, he certainly seems to be heading in that direction with Borderlands.
(EDIT) And also, this isn't the first time Uwe Boll has shat on Eli Roth, either. (/EDIT)
Oh, and in related news, speaking of probably dogshit video game movies to come, someone is apparently making a movie based on Eternal Champions, of all things. What.
Given that we already have cinematic masterpieces like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and Double Dragon to compare it to, I cannot wait to see how stinky a pile of dogshit this Eternal Champions movie will be. And I'm only being, like, maybe, 98% sarcastic there.
ClayFighter movie when?!!!!
