I really hate that there is apparently a drag queen named "Aquaria"...

...because when I'm trying to do Google searches about the video game Aquaria, unless I do very specific, persnickety searches, most of the results are about the drag queen now, and it really sucks.

Sammy really is "the true horror."

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"Today In 'I Literally F*cking Wrote This'"

A rant on John Scalzi's Whatever, in response to this bullshit involving co-Presidents Sissy SpaceX and Dumbfuck Jackass Trump.