Man, what's up with the cute girls delivering pizza lately?

[kane_magus]

Just like last week, except Papa John's this time. Not that I'm complaining, of course. Before this, it's mostly been old gray-haired dudes doing the deliveries.

Comments

Dude, man...

[rabbitucker.livejournal.com]

Dude, man... Dude... You need a game plan. You need to have a ready-made contingency kit for when this happens, even if only something as minimal as a prepared list of flattering compliments and a stack of business cards by the door with a winking smiley face on them.

On a different note, I wonder if the hotness of pizza delivery girls is a bad omen. There is this (very real) thing economists have called the "Hot Waitress Economic Index," (http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/58195/) and when it goes up, the economy is in bad shape.

Re: Dude, man...

[kane-magus.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's the case, maybe I should start ordering more pizza and do my part to help fix the economy. *nods sagely*

...but then, if I fix the economy, the old gray-haired dudes will start coming back again. Hmm, what a dilemma.

Re: Dude, man...

[owsf2000.livejournal.com]

Not to worry. You'll get your cute pizza delivery girls back again once you realize your job fixing the economy is done and start breaking open the kraft dinner again.

... Which will of course bring back the cute pizza delivery girls. It's the Circle of Life.

[dmjewelle.livejournal.com]

With any luck, the old gray-haired dudes all died, and these girls replaced them.