Weird dream last night

[kane_magus]

I had a couple of separate but related dreams last night. The first one was simple enough. I heard news that Nintendo had hired pro wrestler Ric Flair to replace Charles Martinet as the voice of Mario, for some strange reason (sort of like how, in real life, Konami had replaced David Hayter with Kiefer Sutherland as the voice of Snake in the most recent Metal Gear games). But then, later, in a seemingly unrelated dream, I was talking to someone about video games in general, and they said something like "Oh, did you hear? Nintendo has decided to stop making Mario games." I was like what that's bullshit. They were like "Look for yourself. It's all over the Internet." So I checked, and every single headline I saw was something like "Nintendo Stops Making Mario Games" or "Nintendo to Retire the Mario Character" and so on. However, when I actually read the articles, all they were talking about was that Ric Flair had decided to not do the voice anymore, after only two games.

So, yeah, even in my dreams, video game so-called "journalists" like to use horseshit, clickbait headlines.

(EDIT, 2 years later) Man... imagine if in this dream it had been Chris Pratt, rather than Ric Flair. >_>; (/EDIT)