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"Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history who maintained his power in the face of dramatic convulsions in the Republican Party for almost two decades, will step down from that position in November."


Three caveats, though:

First, he's not actually leaving the Senate until 2027 (at the earliest, and assuming he really doesn't run and [somehow] win again in 2026), though, so he'll still, you know, be there (barring his untimely death or something. *fingers crossed*).

Second, this just means his "leadership" position is up for grabs by probably some dipshit Trumpanzee now.

Third:

"President Joe Biden, who has had a productive working relationship with McConnell, said he was sorry to hear the news.

"'I’ve trusted him and we have a great relationship,' the Democratic president said. 'We fight like hell. But he has never, never, never misrepresented anything.'"


Holy shitting fuck, Joe. Bitch McConnell has "never, never, never misrepresented anything," Joe? Really, Joe? Seriously, Joe?

Okay, that, right there, could well be the first real evidence that I've seen that maybe Joe Biden might actually be suffering from dementia, after all, like what the Trumpanzees have been claiming all along. I mean, I still don't believe that's truly the case, but... to claim that Bitch McConnell has "never, never, never misrepresented anything" is definitely a dementia-ish delusion, no doubt.

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